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by im black July 14, 2003
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eyes left!

During standard military formation, when the battalion marches past the Colors, the Battalion Commander and other dignitaries, the platoon leader orders his platoon "Eyes Right!"

This command is to order the platoon to look towards the the Colors and Battalion Commander as they march past.

Along with the Battalion Commander, several dignitaries may also be present with him. These dignitaries may include heads of state, congressmen and even the President.

Since many people are disappointed with Obama, including the Armed Forces, this "inside joke" has a strong foundation. The "inside joke" is to command "Eyes Left!" so that the platoon looks away from Obama instead of towards him.

This offense is punishable in a military court, so the order will never be heard nor followed. But in secrecy, in the military bases, in the bars outside of the bases, and at the homes of fellow men, "Eyes Left" means that you are upset with the way Obama is running the country.
Military Man 1: So what do you think about Obama?

Military Man 2: Eyes Left!
by cityguychicago August 28, 2009
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eyes of doom

derived from teabagging... a victim has a guy's testicles placed on his eyes.
"yeah we gave james the eyes of doom the other night"
by potch June 22, 2007
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Eyes drop

When a dude pulls out his dick and the girl looks down with her eyes looking down with amazement because his dick is huge
Guy 1 : Dude, last night I banged this one chick and made her eyes drop
Guy 2: Shit dawg, let me see, #nohomo tho
by jefferijeff May 8, 2018
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eyes wide open

the name for the 2nd full album of South Korean girl group TWICE, released on October 26th 2020
"have you listened to the highlight medley of eyes wide open?"
"yeah, it's great!"
by zappyknifee October 25, 2020
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Eyes of heaven

A game where you can pick a character and beat each other to death with punch ghost demon things, but in 3D
Dave: Yo did you hear about Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Eyes of Heaven?
Mark: Nah all-star battle was way better
by WorldOfTanksGuy June 16, 2021
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eyes deep

When your up to your eyeballs in a person's lower orifice.
I was eyes deep in that chick last night.
by darthmom April 17, 2015
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