manually express semen

To masturbate to completion. Jacking off to orgasm.

I went to donate some sperm and she handed me a cup and said "Please manually express semen into this cup.' I was like, "Speak English lady."
"Go jack your dick and come into this cup," she said.

by keifermail July 12, 2009

daily express

Essentially, the Daily Mail for the over 60s.

I'm about to have a Daily Express moment: "STOP ASYLUM SEEK....". What was I saying?

by Disgusted of Tonbridge Wells April 22, 2005

Roanoke Express

A team that I group up watching and loved for 11 years. The damn new managers wouldnt sign a lease so the ECHL had to terminate them. Gonna miss the hell out of the team. Rock on Roanoke...Kelly Cup Champions in my eyes forever!

Rick Kowalsky was the Captain

Daniel Berthiaume and Dave Gagnon were the best goaltending duo the team ever had

Rob Snowball and David Silverstone were our enforcers.

by PenguinsKID August 12, 2004

Gatsby Express

The express train on the Port Washington Line of the Long Island Rail Road that stops exclusively at four towns all from F. Scott Fitzgerald's "The Great Gatsby." Great Neck (West Egg), Manhasset, Plandome & Port Washington (East Egg).

I got off late from work and managed to hop on the last Gatsby Express.

Had to get home early, good thing I caught a Gatsby Express.

by Mr Softside December 26, 2012

Snowglobe Express

A group of guys pull a train on one of the group's wife/girlfriend and then shake her up like a snow globe so they don't know who is the father.

Let's stop at Joe's house after his bachelor party and pull a Snowglobe Express on his fiance

by legendary T-Bone December 3, 2018

shoe leather express

A sarcastic term meaning "to walk"

Man, I had to take the shoe leather express!

by Nebbishxx August 3, 2008

Ghetto Express

SEPTA public transit in the city of Philadelphia. Public transit in Philly is generally used by minorities and lower classes. When others use it, it is ofter referred to as the Ghetto Express.

Dude, I was on the Broad Street Ghetto Express and I seriously thought I was going to get cut.

by Philanewbie June 10, 2009