weightlifter 1: check out the in-shape hot chick with the short shorts on the hip abductor machine
weightlifter 2: NAH man, she ain't in-shape, she's just an exersleeze!
weightlifter 2: NAH man, she ain't in-shape, she's just an exersleeze!
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Ewertzed
The condition of beginning a story, only to be cut off by a stoned man in a bathrobe who has done whatever you were talking about, but better.
The condition of beginning a story, only to be cut off by a stoned man in a bathrobe who has done whatever you were talking about, but better.
I was trying to talk about giving this chick an Irish Mudslide last night, but Joey ewertzed me, so I shot him in the face.
by MikeF15A October 20, 2011
Get the Ewertzed mug.A jack of some trades, a jerk off of all of them. Not necessarily a bad thing, but to be a soft expert is to be someone who knows a little about everything. I myself am a soft expert.
A soft expert typically has an IQ closer to the boiling point of water, rather room temperature like his peers.
A soft expert typically has an IQ closer to the boiling point of water, rather room temperature like his peers.
“Yo that kid Nick is kind of a jerkoff.”
“Yeah, at times he refers to himself in the third person, and claims to be a soft expert whenever we’re at a party talking about a subject and he spouts off more knowledge than anyone else.”
“He should really work on it, but he’s usually right about everything he fucking says”
“Yeah, at times he refers to himself in the third person, and claims to be a soft expert whenever we’re at a party talking about a subject and he spouts off more knowledge than anyone else.”
“He should really work on it, but he’s usually right about everything he fucking says”
by YungGucci April 14, 2021
Get the soft expert mug.(verb) to produce something extraordinary in a short period of time; or
(verb) to procrastinate up to the last minute, beat the deadline by a hairline and yet not appear rushed or flustered; or
(adjective) a wonderful boyfriend and a super dad.
(verb) to procrastinate up to the last minute, beat the deadline by a hairline and yet not appear rushed or flustered; or
(adjective) a wonderful boyfriend and a super dad.
The deadline is in 2 hours, so imma evert this paper.
He's so evert! He finds time to play with his son despite his busy schedule.
He's so evert! He finds time to play with his son despite his busy schedule.
by girlbackpacker September 5, 2012
Get the Evert mug.I. an action that is generally pointless and will have no effect.
II. A discussion that is useless in the bigger picture and in which neither party is actually right, even thought both sides of the argument try to win every time.
II. A discussion that is useless in the bigger picture and in which neither party is actually right, even thought both sides of the argument try to win every time.
I. washing your car before a thunderstorm is an exercise in futility
Ia. trying to exterminate cockroaches
II. the unending fight over whether rock is better than rap.
Ia. trying to exterminate cockroaches
II. the unending fight over whether rock is better than rap.
by Herzlos March 19, 2008
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"no its not"
"how would you know? do you think you're kent or something?"
"no its not"
"how would you know? do you think you're kent or something?"
by i know the expert April 20, 2005
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