Eavespooping

Listening in on someone taking a shit.

Dude 1: Hey man, are you okay in there? That doesn't sound good.

Dude 2: Bro, why are you listening to me take a shit? Stop eavespooping!

by EarlGraphite September 10, 2014

Exacerdebater

(n) Someone who intentionally stokes outrage as a tactic to distract from their inability to make a coherent, fact-based argument

“Cute how you got all riled up by that exacerdebater, way to be part of the solution.”

by DrTruthWarrior September 4, 2020

excaverwtinont

The act of exaggeration.

I think that’s a bit of an excaverwtinont.

by Lettuceglue December 24, 2022

enave

A person who wants to take over the world in a hitleresque manner (with a touch of Stalin, Mussolini, etc). However, opposses the NRA, hates any form of republicans, and is actually a very kool dude.

Enave will one day conquer Donlon and all evil vice principals after massive strategy preparation on dfilm.com.

by kewldudette October 21, 2003

eaves-texting

the process of reading ones text messages over their shoulder without them noticing.

Jake:i got a message from annie!
Jeremy and Tom:ya, so she has herpes?
Jake: Were You eaves-texting???

by Captain Pumperloaf January 1, 2009

eavesdrop

An information-gathering technique perfected by the illustrious Yves the Sleuth.

Yves always cracked the case by eavesdropping!

by noseygradstudent March 3, 2011

exagerbate

Fusion of 'exaggerate' and 'masturbate.' Has two very different meanings.

-to become so heated in argument that it becomes an almost sexual experience.

-to become so involved in masturbation that the rest of the world disappears. Your arm being tired, your mom walking in, your house catching fire--all become non-issues.

Stem cell research always got him so riled up. In our class discussion, he actually got out of his seat and started yelling, making gestures, references to the Patriot Act... you know, really exagerbating.

Vida Guerra's perfect ass gets me exagerbating every time.

by Wasser_Spiegel September 15, 2005