Identical in appearance to your average Abraham Lincoln, an Evil Lincoln differs only in that he is entirely evil, with absolutely no moral core. Will kill abundently and pointlessly, wherever and whenever possible. Some varients sport glowing red eyes. Often roars "RAAARGH!" as he attacks. Their motivations and aims remain unknown, as anyone attempting to analyse them is normally murdered brutally and repeatedly. Some eyewitnesses claim Robotic Evil Lincolns exist, but this is unlikely and scary.
"Hey, Jackio, wanna hire Die Hard and get a pizza in? I feel like eating Ital- ARGHH!! NO! NO! My splean! GOD HELP ME! EVIL LINCOLN!! Please, God, let me - ARGHHH!!! NOT THE VARIOUS GUTS!!! Glughh.."
"Dude, you ok? Dude?"
"Dude, you ok? Dude?"
by Horace Wimp November 7, 2006
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by belllaaa. March 29, 2009
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Get the Evilise mug.The best band ever. There music is awesome. Every metal fan should like these guys
Album list:
Dragon Slayer
Evilized
The Book Of Heavy Metal
United (To be released in October 2006)
Album list:
Dragon Slayer
Evilized
The Book Of Heavy Metal
United (To be released in October 2006)
by Trigun8747 September 23, 2008
Get the Dream Evil mug.Nimueh says that money creates many problems but he cannot imagine ehat the world would be like without it. This is a necessary evil.
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Dude, I watched three back-to-back reports of women doing fucked up shit. The one bitch drowned her 12 kids. Another bitch killed her man because he didn't get her the right car. Fuck it, I've reached my evil whore overload.
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You’re quasi-evil.
by quasi-evil July 12, 2018
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