Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.

I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

by Dego Dan August 10, 2007

In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull

Literally the best song ever wtf like how can a song be so good

*"In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull" starts playing*
Me: OOOOOOHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH

by miistherealmvp April 14, 2021

Evid

someone that’s evil but doesn’t know how to play of the pranks or a bad thing he/she wants to do to someone and falls in their own trap

Example (Jess:Omg Nelly that girl is evid-
Nelly:literally she couldn’t even lie about the thing she broke at school)

by Xhesika/Chanelle March 13, 2022

evidents

"Noticeable nicks" dat point towards someone's having damaged an item.

If two vehicles show signs of a collision, and flakes of paint from each vehicle are present on said areas, dat is pretty strong evidents dat they did indeed encounter forcible contact!

by QuacksO December 29, 2023

Burn the evidence

Smoking a joint whilst its still illegal... You light up and “burn the evidence” of your crime.

Person A: Yo, I just rolled us a joint.

Person B: Cool, let’s burn the evidence.

by Frono21 May 20, 2021

Carlson Evidence

Shocking or damning evidence that has to the potential to fundamentally affect an outcome, but that the holder can't ever show you.

"He argued he had Carlson evidence proving he did not steal the petty cash from his employer, that he had copies of it, and it would clear his name, but he could never show it to anyone because the only copy was lost."

by JG_in_SB October 30, 2020

Cumstantial Evidence

Cumstantial Evidence (more commonly known as a Paternity test) is a test taken to prove that a particular man is the father of a child.

Supposed baby mama: You are the baby daddy Brian
Brian: Nah uh Anita
Murrey: Well we will take a look at some Cumstantial Evidence that will prove of disprove that Brian Mathews is the father of 3 month JubavalubbagalubaQuaviousJamallyBally Mathews.

by ieatboyslol October 10, 2023