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Fantasy Escort Network

An adult escort service from the south that operates in southern states and the midwest. They have been in business for over 30 years because of their relationships with law enforcement. They operate out of Redwood Management Apartment Complexes and local hotels. They load the ho stable from 3pm-5pm, drive hoes to the hotel at 6pm, then drive them to the stable around 2am. The girls sleep at the apartment, then drive them home at 7am.
Damn the cops have a search warrant for my house because that ho from fantasy escort network wore a blue-tooth ear piece and tapped our conversation talking about drugs to the cops. At least they have cheap ho prices.
by Perrysburg home of the Ho’s September 10, 2019
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Latin Escort

The act of inserting a tube into an unconscious person's anus and putting a hot pepper through the tube, leaving the pepper to break down in their rectum and cause an immense amount of pain.
I gave Gary a Latin Escort at the stag party last night. He's now in the hospital.
by JoeySalads May 26, 2016
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Escort shower

Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes
Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower
by nasheedb January 31, 2021
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Escort

These days it typically refers to established sex workers and women who work through established agencies. They work under the guise of being a "companion" for dinner dates and outcalls (at hotels for sex). Many may think she doesn't have sex with most of her clients, but they are wrong and deluded. They are classier and put to a higher standard than street walkers and so called prostitutes, however, at the essence of it all, they are sex workers at base.
Wealthy unsatisfied cheating guy: I hired an escort because I want to cheat on my wife/gf without her knowing and without going on dating apps.
by someoneyouwillneverknow7 December 11, 2023
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sober escort

A sober escort, or travel escort, is a paid sober travel companion or travel escort that accompanies a client to an event, to treatment, or to court, to ensure the client maintains sobriety.
I called Christopher Ferry and his team to hire a sober escort for my son to get to rehab.
by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020
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Not An Escort

All porn stars escort, but they are not all escorts. Escorting is illegal , unless somebody is filming you. Porn stars are aware of prostitution laws and will never admit guilt. I'm not a fan looking for an escort . I'm a Producer slash camera man, and your going to be on smash van pov.
fan: hello gabby can i ask you a question ?
gabby: I'm not an escort.
fan: slut!
by sislovesme June 11, 2020
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Escort Rita

A lány akit arra használsz, hogy csaj is legyen a társaságban nrm a legszebb, de azert megbasznád
Escort Rita nem jófej vagy különleges de legalább lány
by Idkhimbidkhim September 16, 2020
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