Erectile Penile

(adj.) A style of architecture in which buildings are designed to look like phallic symbols or huge erect cocks.

Donald Trump had Penis Envy, so he bought the Erectile Penile Empire State Building in New York City.

The Entex tower in Houston looks like a huge white dildo with windows... it's an outstanding example of Erectile Penile Architecture.

by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009

Erectile dysfunction

When a man's penis is unable to get hard, when a man has difficulty getting or keeping an erection. There are many reasons for this but one such reason could be when you see someone so ugly and unattractive that you have a hard time becoming turned on again after seeing something so repulsive. The only way to fix this is to counter the horror that you have witnessed with the most drop-dead sexy girls that never fail to turn you on and will help to erase the repulsive imagery from your mind.

After I saw Kamala Harris' nude photos, I had erectile dysfunction for over two months.

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 19, 2022

erectile dysfunction

A made up condition that makes ugly or fat women, who don't satisfy their men, feel like it's not there fault.

"Hey Becca your totally super disgusting, no wonder Bob can't keep his pecker hard."

"Its not cuz i'm revolting, he just has an erectile dysfunction. So its his fault, just like everything else."

by graham crackaaa March 12, 2013

erectile malfunction

When you lose your erection in the middle of sexual intercourse.

Girl: What happened?? I was about to come!
Guy: Sorry, I had erectile malfunction.
Girl: I told you not to drink so much.

by naknumm September 8, 2007

Erectile Disorder

A myth stating that men stop getting erections.

I never will...

Dave: Hey, Phil, pull down your pants and fuck that hot girl over there.

Phil: No way, man! I have erectile disorder!

by Teh Bucky September 15, 2004

Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior

A political erectile Dysfunctional Warrior is a person who has great political frustration and ignorance, that might have been caused by erectile dysfunction or sexual frustration.

A Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior or P.E.D =Tony Abbott is the greatest Prime minister to ever serve Australians and anyone that says other wise are just stupid and jealous of his love and admiration towards gay people boat people and women.

Sane Australian= Dude your such a P.E.D warrior have you been suffering from erectile dysfunction lately.

by blashada September 6, 2014

Erectile Dysfunction

A Male penis is so deflated that can get hard even when their sexual activity going on and no matter what their partner tries to do he cannot get aroused or erect

Her: This is so frustrating, Why can't you get hard?
Him: I told you I have erectile dysfunction

by ComedyCosmos June 4, 2018