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erectile malfunction

Girl: What happened?? I was about to come!
Guy: Sorry, I had erectile malfunction.
Girl: I told you not to drink so much.
by naknumm September 8, 2007
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Erectile Disorder

A myth stating that men stop getting erections.

I never will...
Dave: Hey, Phil, pull down your pants and fuck that hot girl over there.

Phil: No way, man! I have erectile disorder!
by Teh Bucky September 15, 2004
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Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior

A political erectile Dysfunctional Warrior is a person who has great political frustration and ignorance, that might have been caused by erectile dysfunction or sexual frustration.
A Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior or P.E.D =Tony Abbott is the greatest Prime minister to ever serve Australians and anyone that says other wise are just stupid and jealous of his love and admiration towards gay people boat people and women.

Sane Australian= Dude your such a P.E.D warrior have you been suffering from erectile dysfunction lately.
by blashada September 6, 2014
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Erectile Dysfunction

A Male penis is so deflated that can get hard even when their sexual activity going on and no matter what their partner tries to do he cannot get aroused or erect
Her: This is so frustrating, Why can't you get hard?
Him: I told you I have erectile dysfunction
by ComedyCosmos June 4, 2018
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Erectile disappointment

When you are keen to have some sexual activity with your partner, but she then tells you something that makes you lose your erection immediately
I was all ready to go this morning with Maria, but then she said her mother was coming around and I got erectile disappointment

I was keen to have sex with Maria, but she said she had to go shoe shopping and I got erectile disappointment
by E. Rectifier January 25, 2012
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Erectile Endfuncntion

The immediate erection when it is the end of your job or school. Your brain gives you an erection because it knows you will watch porn and masturbate when you get home.
Guy 1: I can finally get home.
Guy 2: Wait, are you going to watch porn and masturbate?
Guy 1: Yes, how did you know?
Guy 2: Well because you have Erectile endfuncntion.
Guy 1: Oh cool.
Guy 2: No, it's not cool.
by SomeRandomSmartAss February 14, 2014
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Erectile Inversion

In the act of a blowjob. The giving partner suddenly bites the shaft and yanks down, ripping off the skin of the penis and essentially turning it inside out.
"Bro, my girl Shanesha gave me an erectile inversion."
by Valterain June 22, 2015
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