Girl: What happened?? I was about to come!
Guy: Sorry, I had erectile malfunction.
Girl: I told you not to drink so much.
Guy: Sorry, I had erectile malfunction.
Girl: I told you not to drink so much.
by naknumm September 8, 2007
Get the erectile malfunction mug.Dave: Hey, Phil, pull down your pants and fuck that hot girl over there.
Phil: No way, man! I have erectile disorder!
Phil: No way, man! I have erectile disorder!
by Teh Bucky September 15, 2004
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A political erectile Dysfunctional Warrior is a person who has great political frustration and ignorance, that might have been caused by erectile dysfunction or sexual frustration.
A Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior or P.E.D =Tony Abbott is the greatest Prime minister to ever serve Australians and anyone that says other wise are just stupid and jealous of his love and admiration towards gay people boat people and women.
Sane Australian= Dude your such a P.E.D warrior have you been suffering from erectile dysfunction lately.
Sane Australian= Dude your such a P.E.D warrior have you been suffering from erectile dysfunction lately.
by blashada September 6, 2014
Get the Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior mug.A Male penis is so deflated that can get hard even when their sexual activity going on and no matter what their partner tries to do he cannot get aroused or erect
by ComedyCosmos June 4, 2018
Get the Erectile Dysfunction mug.When you are keen to have some sexual activity with your partner, but she then tells you something that makes you lose your erection immediately
I was all ready to go this morning with Maria, but then she said her mother was coming around and I got erectile disappointment
I was keen to have sex with Maria, but she said she had to go shoe shopping and I got erectile disappointment
I was keen to have sex with Maria, but she said she had to go shoe shopping and I got erectile disappointment
by E. Rectifier January 25, 2012
Get the Erectile disappointment mug.The immediate erection when it is the end of your job or school. Your brain gives you an erection because it knows you will watch porn and masturbate when you get home.
Guy 1: I can finally get home.
Guy 2: Wait, are you going to watch porn and masturbate?
Guy 1: Yes, how did you know?
Guy 2: Well because you have Erectile endfuncntion.
Guy 1: Oh cool.
Guy 2: No, it's not cool.
Guy 2: Wait, are you going to watch porn and masturbate?
Guy 1: Yes, how did you know?
Guy 2: Well because you have Erectile endfuncntion.
Guy 1: Oh cool.
Guy 2: No, it's not cool.
by SomeRandomSmartAss February 14, 2014
Get the Erectile Endfuncntion mug.In the act of a blowjob. The giving partner suddenly bites the shaft and yanks down, ripping off the skin of the penis and essentially turning it inside out.
by Valterain June 22, 2015
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