A situation where it appears an individual who was minding their own business mysteriously committed suicide but in reality was forced into circumstances where they assisted in their own murder.
by Phytosanitary October 17, 2021
Get the Epsteinedmug. by Jon Browngreen October 30, 2020
Get the Gentle Epsteinmug. IF WE DO NOT GET THOSE FILES... IT IS BECAUSE AND ONLY BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT IS A PEDOPHILE AND HE IS IMPLICATED BY THEM.
Hym "Under who's administration did Jeffery Epstein die mysteriously? I wonder. Maybe I'll make this my new hyperfixation. Where are those Epstein files? I say, leak them. Steal them. And if you HAVE to leak and steal them... Kill anyone on the list. Just kill them. They don't feel the need to give people due process. Just like Noah Kroll, it seems like the rich child molesters get a pass AND DEFENDED BY THE STATE... And then I get my shit stolen! It looks like child molestation isn't that big of a deal. I know I didn't molest and kids. But I will kill one if does get credited and paid. But! I will also kill the Epstein clients! So you don't have to. Get their names. Bring them to me. And I will saw their heads off. I'm a double edged sword. But I absolutely will stab some fucking kid if you do not credit and pay me."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
Get the Epstein Filesmug. Epsteins have a great sense of humor. Not all funny people are Epsteins, but all Epsteins are extremely funny.
Epstein is funny
by freddieforreal May 30, 2019
Get the Epsteinmug. In a move so brainless and unintelligent, a player will sacrifice his queen for a piece of considerably lower value. The move is so questionable one might reason that ‘bigger forces are at play’.
by BoolenOnABudget February 24, 2022
Get the Epstein’s Gambitmug. When a person takes a huge dump the morning after anal sex and leaves a mound sticking out of the water mixed with baby batter
by theurbanverman September 2, 2025
Get the Epstein Islandmug.