retarded ejaculation

When, for some reason, a man cannot blow his spunk on time. Also known as delayed ejaculation, retarded ejaculation has plagued mankind since the dawn of chivalry, when men were supposed to care about a woman's feelings. This brainwashing of care into the minds of men around the world has become the bane of sexual pleasure for men. It becomes a block in their mind, stopping them from experiencing the power of shooting their load.

I suffer from retarded ejaculation.

by The CJ December 9, 2008

Post Ejaculatory Enlightenment

That moment of mental clarity that can only be achieved by 'blowing your load' or 'shooting your bolt'. A lot of honest internal dialogue can be had with yourself in these moments....shame it doesn't last very long.

AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E

'Damn, last night I got post ejaculatory enlightenment..... and you're right...... she was a pig!'

by The Urban Keats November 9, 2007

Ejacks

"Ejacks" is slang for ejaculate.
Similar to the saying Sugma, it is used to do a little trolling.

Alex: Hey, have you heard of Ejacks?
Lucy: No. What is it?
Alex: Ejaculate all over your face!

by Oragani April 17, 2021

Ejaculus Majestica

Written in the scriptures for millennium and only spoken of in hushed tones. Hidden behind a secret library bookcase door, is a room that fulfils your every sexual desire and fantasy. The room only reveals itself to the most sexually deprived individuals.

I found the key boys! The key to EJACULUS MAJESTICA!

by Patty Trills March 11, 2022

Perpetual Ejaculation

a nut that never ends

"im sorry sir but you are prone to Perpetual Ejaculation Syndrome"

by truegrit__ May 7, 2020

ejaculation station

n. A woman of questionable character and loose morals.
Syn: Service station, cum dumpster, frat mattress, hot dog in a hallway, dick garage, semen suckler, cum guzzler, everlasting gobstopper, your mother

A: "What's the plan for tonight?"
B: "Get shitfaced and find an ejaculation station, bro."

by Knowledgable Bystander November 11, 2010

Ejaculoathing

The sudden onset of revulsion, distaste and self-recrimination immediately following completion of the sexual act. Often accompanied by the realization one's partner is actually quite unattractive, deeply annoying, and perhaps best described as a serious error in judgment. Under severe cases one may vomit uncontrolably, struggle with depression, endure withering ridicule and ultimately withdraw from usual social circles.

Given his history, Bob really should've known that in the end he'd suffer from ejaculoathing.

by skiwithus February 7, 2009