Eggles

A kinky word. Unknown why it's kinky, but its a kinky, jiggly word.

Adjective: Egglesy

Verb: Eggling

Adverb: Eggley

Person 1: "Eggles turn me on."
Person 2: *moaning*"Eggles, ugh"
everyone else in the room: "oh fuck yeah, Eggles!"

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Person 1: "I have been eggled!"
Person 2: "Was it Eggley?"
Person 1: "It was so Egglesy that I'm still Eggling!"
Person 2: "Oh thats so Eggley!"

by unborncorpse April 15, 2022

eggbert

A fart that smells like rotten eggs

Somebody just laid an eggbert...

by cammywobs November 29, 2006

EGGMERCOP

A way to lable music by the band Evanescence. It stants for Emo-goth-metal-rock-classical-pop. Evanescence fans made it up when they got annoyed at everybody calling the music "goth" or "emo" or "christian" ect.

Person1: Omg i cant beleave you like that band thear soooooooooo pop.

Person2:Evanescence is EGGMERCOP you dumbass.

by VampGoddess13 September 8, 2005

nine to five ham and egger

a non-stand out, common person. Derived from the job hours of a typical office drone often enjoys a pedestrian ham and egg breakfast at Denny's.

Hells yeah that's my mansion. What do you think I am some kind of nine to five ham and egger?

by Punch Dancing Out My Rage May 29, 2009

Dead Egger

A person, typically female, who consciously decides to not have children, who as they grow closer to middle age becomes increasingly bitter, angry and misanthropic towards all signs of affection, especially public displays. Absolutely hates children, hates marriage and hates people in loving happy relationships. Not all Wine Aunts will become Dead Eggers but all Dead Eggers were once Wine Aunts.

"Hey, my girl and I were out and she started kissing me and then this Dead Egger started tripping. Started yelling at us about making out in public. Crazy motherfucking Dead Eggers, man"

by HeavyHebrew December 20, 2019

ham and egger

An amateur. Primarily and athlete, posing as a professional, but not quite up to that caliber. It's a slurred, "code" name for Amateur. Hence: Am - A - Teur = Ham -And - Egger.

1940's Ringside Announcer: "This guy's just a hamneggr (ham and egger)."

by Kent james March 2, 2010

eggbert

excellent toy catalog that ships monthly

Holy shit the eggbert catalog is here

by Crixxx February 29, 2008