Eggert

Derogatory: a slur used against bald people who jaywalk

Yeah, man, I hit a stupid eggert while they were jaywalking and now I have to repair my car

by Cumdumpster Jones June 29, 2022

Ebert

A well-known film critic who has become infamous in the gaming community because of his refusal to accept the idea that videogames of any kind can be art.

Man, Ebert must be pretty blind not to see the artistic value of games like Okami, Ico, and Shadow of the Colossus.

by tktktk September 5, 2008

Elbert Caldera

one who enjoys the act of felching

Get away from me you nasty Elbert Caldera

by anonymous December 20, 2003

eggbert

some1 that possess very irritating qualities such as annoying speech impedements, hyperactiveness and has a head shaped roughly like an egg. You will usually discover the urge to beat the shit of an eggbert while they talk complete bullshit out of their eggbertius head.

Daniel Freeman
Youve got an eggbert head
shut up egglet

by robertochaun May 17, 2005

ebert

1.)last name
2.)also ebea - with french like accent

wow ebert! great game! ;)

by Claire December 1, 2003

Egert

A viking-like hunk, who plays in a heavy metal band. Drinks a lot of beer and farts a lot.

He's such an Egert, i have never seen a guitarist that drunk before.

by metalmonster666 May 28, 2010

eggbert

A fart that smells like rotten eggs

Somebody just laid an eggbert...

by cammywobs November 29, 2006