French eclair

The sexual act where by the penis is pulled back between the legs during intercourse and licked penis tip to lower back

“I had him on all fours and couldn’t help but eat that French eclair”

by Ausslang November 24, 2023

The Double Chocolate Eclair

The act of taking a runny shit on another piece of shit.

person 1: metallica is like poop wrapped in runny poop
person 2: the double chocolate eclair.

by illshankyou December 16, 2011

Eclair

The sexual act of ejaculating, keeping the semen inside your penis and then getting your dick shit on. Just like the cream filled, chocolate glaze pasty.

"Dude after I came we made an eclair!"
"I totally shit on his dick just and I ate the whole eclair!"
"Oh my god once he told me what an eclair was I put a turn right on his dick!"

by Prof.Porpoise August 31, 2017

Chocolate Eclair

When you take a nice, long, hard shit and hollow out the core so you can then masturbate into the poopy. This resembles a chocolate eclair because the poopy is the outter chocolate donut and the semen on the inside is the pastry cream.

Last night I was bored so I made a chocolate eclair at home

by scaldie April 1, 2023

Pink eclair

Another name for the vagina.

I ate my gf's pink eclair then we went out for breakfast

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021

Chocolate Eclair

The sex act involving the following scenario.

After engaging in anal intercourse without a condom the male climaxes then pulls out his genitals and notices a fine line of excrement on top of the shaft of the penis with the ejaculate resembling cream.

"Last night with shelly things got a bit wild and I ended up with a chocolate Eclair, yup a bit of the ol poopoo on the peepee"

by SpagetToucher69 June 17, 2021

Flaming Eclaire

When a man is about to ejaculate during sex, he pulls out..puts hot sauce on his penis, and re-inserts and finishes ejaculating inside his partner’s anus.

Ryan wanted to “spice” things up in the bedroom so he gave her a flaming eclaire.

by Mr. RD July 2, 2023