Skip to main content

Easter Parade

The male inserts his erect Penis through 1 (or more if lucky enough) toasted and buttered hot cross buns. The partner then performs oral sex on the male whilst eating the hot cross buns.
My girlfriend performed an incredible Easter Parade on me last night and it wasn't even Easter!
by BtB74 March 13, 2022
mugGet the Easter Parade mug.

Easter Bunny

A large creature from the forest of Babalon, Who sneeks into houses and lays eggs everywhere secretly. in the morning everyone must try to find them before they hatch and start feeding on the flesh of small children.
The Easter Bunny is coming tonight you know what that means stock up on your weapons!
by Hunter Miller February 12, 2007
mugGet the Easter Bunny mug.

Easter

Each Easter, Jesus rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 April 20, 2019
mugGet the Easter mug.

Eastern Tech

A school where we pretend to be smarter then we are. There arent any fights, teachers are mean, classes suck, & everyone secretly wants to go back to their home school. Kids from other schools think we're stuck up, but the truth is that half of us that go there don't really belong there at all. We have a great sports that no one cares about, & we never go on field trips. We have more school spirit then all of the other schools in the county put together, go mavericks !
Kid 1: where do you go to school?
Kid 2: eastern tech.
Kid 1: asshole.
by mommma August 4, 2008
mugGet the Eastern Tech mug.

Easter Worshipper

When you have to make a public statement about something that proves what you try to promote is dangerous.
Biased politicians reported the christians who were killed by islamic terrorists as easter worshippers.
by Wearewithhumanity April 27, 2019
mugGet the Easter Worshipper mug.

easter sandwich

A hot dog on a bun, covered liberally with diced raw onions and egg salad made from thoroughly hunted easter eggs. MUST be chased with whiskey and coke. Hot dogs may be constructed from vegetable or animal matter in any proportion which satisfies the consumer's culinary mores.
Hey guys, do think it is a bad or awesome idea to eat this fourth easter sandwich?
by uberbee May 2, 2008
mugGet the easter sandwich mug.

easter bunny

A lagimorph that delivers candy to kids.
I have to admit that I never believed in the Easter Bunny.
by TanooKirby June 4, 2003
mugGet the easter bunny mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email