Earth

The Alabama of space, we humans are stupid, and no aliens want to live here permanantly, they are only passing through.

Hey, look it's Earth, let's not go there.

by Jiub May 24, 2003

Earth

a spherical, lump of shit and piss floating around the Sun at 66,000 mph.

Incidentally, the place sucks the big one.

Earth? Who needs the place?

by J. Michael Reiter April 30, 2005

Earth

It literally means " Dirt"
The Piece of Dirt that we all live on.
We also Destroy it

You Wanna go kick some Earth into that kids Sock?

by SadDinamik May 16, 2017

Earth

The most fucked place you possibly could imagine

I live on earth

by HEYDADDY69 October 7, 2019

earthing

the act of consciously connecting to Earth and soaking up the divine energies, mainly through walking in nature barefoot.

earthing is one of my favorite things to do - I feel instantly connected to the Universe <3

by earthangelhannah February 28, 2021

Earth

1. A hospitable life-sustaining planet.

2. A flat mass of land that the universe orbits. At least, that's what a whopping 0.01% of the population have come to wrongly believe.

The earth is not flat.

by Twotorule January 15, 2018

Earth

A extremely cursed rock that psychotic little insects called humans live in

Can the Earth please crash into the Sun already?

by Lala~Chan February 27, 2020