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dumbledore

The guy who ran Hogwarts, who dies from Snape
by w00terz0rz August 18, 2005
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dumboed

When a male thrusts his cock back and forth in a girls mouth, prefereably at 1000 rpm, while grabbing the girls ears for traction. The result is the girl having her ears so stretched that she looks like the disney character dumbo. Another side-effect of this act is a almost certain long-term bout with depression given the shame the female will experience after such an act
Yo the other day i dumboed by girlfriend and then she cried.......for years.
by armosound December 5, 2009
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dirty dumbledore

a dirty dumbledore is when you jerk off on a girls face and shave your pubes so they stick to the jizz. Then u put a wizard had on her.
I gave this girl such a dirty dumbledore last night.
by Brandon / Nick May 26, 2008
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Dumbledeuce

n. Dum.bull.doose.

A poo of such magical and mythic proportions, and with the curvature of a mighty wand, it could have been conjured by one of the bravest and most powerful wizards ever known.
"I just took one that looked all crooked and hard like the walking cane of a wizard."

"Expellianus! 'Twas a Dumbledeuce!"
by YouLookLikeYouSmellLike July 7, 2014
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Dumbledoring

The act of ret-conning a character or historical figure as being homosexual (or some other sexuality) after the fact for the sake of being inclusive or feeing included with little regard for any evidence to the contrary.
Disney has recently ret-conned Donald Duck as being trans. I’m tired of all this Dumbledoring going on.
by Fishboi825 April 16, 2019
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Breakfast with Dumbledore

When a man with an large beard puts it in your anus and then rubs it all over your mouth.
I paid that old man for 'Breakfast with Dumbledore'""how'd that shit go man""He had to shave afterward, but it was all worth it
by Breakfast with Dumbledore July 20, 2011
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dumblessly

When you forget what to say during your presentation and start bullshitting words
Sometimes we walk around dumblessly, not knowing whats happening
by simysimsim June 12, 2014
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