dumboed

When a male thrusts his cock back and forth in a girls mouth, prefereably at 1000 rpm, while grabbing the girls ears for traction. The result is the girl having her ears so stretched that she looks like the disney character dumbo. Another side-effect of this act is a almost certain long-term bout with depression given the shame the female will experience after such an act

Yo the other day i dumboed by girlfriend and then she cried.......for years.

dumboed by armosound December 5, 2009

Dumbledored'd 

1. To have been out-witted by someone
2. To teach magic to someone
3. Not to be confused with the definition of the word snape'd

Guy 1 - I was just playin' chess right, right? And then out of the blue, I was dumbledored'd!!
Guy 2 - NO WAI

Harry was just dumbledored'd

Dumbledored'd by The Reaper February 19, 2006

dumbledaddy 

An expression used to describe a few hundred year old sex god. Like Professor Dumbledore.

Yeah he was great! A real dumbledaddy!

dumbledaddy by Ishitbricks October 8, 2020

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore 

Albus Dumbledore. The only wizard Voldemort ever feared.

"Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was cleverer than you", said Harry, "a better wizard, a better man."

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore by redeft April 25, 2008

Snape Kills Dumbledore

The major event that occurs in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Before many fans were able to finish the book, it was spread all over the internet, and ruined the ending for fans all over.

It is also a fad on ytmnd. Many pages were created with this information, sometimes in humorous ways.

<Dude1> Hey, did you know what Snape kills Dumbledore?
<Dude2> What the hell?! I haven't read it yet!!

<Dude In Car> Hey! Snape kills Dumbledore.
<Girl> Nooooooo! You bitch! YOU BITCH!!!

Snape Kills Dumbledore by Chris337 October 16, 2005

snape kills dumbledore

The major internet fad of 2005. Spawned off many ytmnd sites. Its two mediums where pictures and video:

Pictures:
Someone got ahold of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince before it was supposed to be released to the public and scanned pages 596, 597, and 606 to prove that Snape killed Dumbledore. The pictures spread like wildfire and ruined many Harry Potter fan's lives.

Video: Someone videotaped(poorly I might add) himself driving past a crowded bookstore at 1am and shouting "Snape kills Dumbledore!" at all the Harry Potter fans outside, ruining the story for them.

1: d00d have u read t3h harry pott3r yet
2: SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE PAGE606PWNED
1: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG u n00b

Driver: Hey! Snape kills Dumbledore!
Girl: Ooooooooooh you bitch! Bitch!

snape kills dumbledore by inbe August 26, 2005

Dumbledore

The most badass wizard to ever live. He won a duel against Gellert fucking Grindelwald, was named the most powerful wizard of his time, and was even headmaster of Hogwarts for a while, until he ordered Severus Snape to kill him because he fucked up his hand on a ring - one of Voldemort's horcruxes - which he destroyed. Like a boss.

Harry: I'm Dumbledore's man through and through.

Dumbledore by Tom M Riddle May 4, 2011