Delayed beer shits

After some heavy drinking on a saturday night, you wake up on sunday to realise that you dont have the beer shits and smugly think youve beaten them this time but as monday morning arrives, you feel the unmistakeable gurgle in your gut and need to find the nearest toilet. this can make you late for work and/or spend half your day in work and end up getting some dirty looks off your collegues as you make several trips to the toilet in a considerably short period of time.

oh god, need to find a toilet quick. Delayed beer shits from saturday! See beer shits

by Big Dogs Cock November 20, 2012

dulac'ed

In short... to get jewed mainly for money but sometimes for material objects.

Two guys agree to meet at a concert and will buy tickets at the door.

Guy 1: shows up early and buys his ticket with cash.
Guy 2: shows up and is completely baffled that thet don't accept plastic for tickets. Guy 2 then says to guy 1 '' can you buy me a ticket... I have no cash''1.

Since guy 1 is a good friend he fronts guy 2 the loot for the ticket.
Guy 2 has sucessfullt dulac'ed guy 1 for the cost of the ticket!!!

Borrowing money with agreement to pay it back. When it comes time to pay the money back the borrower says something like ''well, I bought you a beer back in the 90's so I shouldn't have to pay you back.

Dude just got dulac'ed!!!!

by the fn man September 1, 2013

delayed aftershock

: (n) a sword technique that requires the user to slash an object, which will inflict interior damage while keeping the exterior unblemished; a master of this technique can sculpt the interior to their liking.

After Wa De Kun used delayed aftershock on a boulder, the boulder seemed to remain unchanged. However, when you look inside the boulder via an x-ray, you can see a replica of Michelangelo's David.

by Yuudma February 13, 2018

Dulana

Dulana is a musically talented guy who views the beauty of music in ways that deviate that of other's outlooks. He views life in a different light and accepts the cold, harsh truth about the way of our planet.

"Yo, can you play this song on the piano, Dulana?"

"For sure, bro."

by demonparadox999 November 24, 2021

Dulana

The true definition of a sigma male. He knows that he could easily be the alpha but prefers against it as he works alone and alone only. Even the alpha relies on him at times and Dulana comes through.

"What are we gonna do, boss?"

"Fuck, I don't know... call Dulana, it's only the way..."

by demonparadox999 November 24, 2021

Soul Delay

Experienced in tandem with jet lag. Your body arrives after a long flight but your soul doesn't arrive so quickly. The theory is your soul can't travel as fast as a jet and you can become discombobulated while you wait for your soul to catch up.

"Souls can't move that quickly, and are left behind, and must be awaited, upon arrival, like lost luggage." - William Gibson.

Q.:What times is it?

A.: I have no idea what time it is, I'm on my own time, I've got soul delay.

by Dizygal October 13, 2012

Delaynie

The most amazing girl you will ever meet she is usually very popular and has many friends everyone loves her many think she is inspiring and many look up to her she is very hyper crazy also she is very athletic and competitive and will beat you at mostly anything

She must be a delaynie

by Koda210 February 4, 2017