Dry

You say dry when something isn't funny.

"You're so ugly"
"Dry"

by ShaqAttack. March 26, 2008

Dry

1). The opposite of being wet.
2). To be exceedingly lame; dry humor
3). A statement made to irritate another person

Example 1).
Toni; Fahhh, it's raining so hard
Steph; Stop bitching, you're clearly dry

Example 2).
Kristine; Yeah, and then, my dog jumped ROFLMAO
Anna; Dry

Example 3).
Joseph; Oi dickhead! Where's my-
Carlos; Dry
Joseph; Don't fuck with me
Carlos; Dry
Joseph; I. Will. Hit. You. Asshole.
Carlos; ... Dry

Dry

by doftc April 23, 2009

Dry

As the world changes, we as civilized open minded human beings should eradicate the negative usage of the words 'gay' and 'retarded'. THUS we have come up with a word more suitable for those moments when something is truly fucking awful or unbearable; such as the situation that follows after running out of marijuana and not being able to find more.

"Dude, I have SO MUCH FUCKING HOMEWORK! IT SUCKS!"

"Yeah, nigga, that's so dry, I ain't got none."

by ilykechormam September 05, 2011

Dry

Drunk and high.

After doing that strikeout, I was dry for the rest of the night.

by 2strikednigguh March 23, 2013

dry dry puss

A very yeasty puss.

Dude did you fuck Brenda last night.
No she had dry dry puss.

by Lecod Ghoul August 22, 2018

Dry

the act of being drunk and high at the same time

yoo i just smoked 3 blunts and drank 18 beers...im dry

by pablo taylor August 15, 2009

Dry

Kaleb cuter

Kaleb Cuter is dry when texting Jada

by khrdkutyhvbyfrcitygbjh February 24, 2022