A drummer is THE most vital member of any band. A drummer keeps the pulse of the band, and basically makes all the non-musical guitarists look good so they can all say 'yeah, we're fucken ace' when they're actually, not. A drummer plays the drums (duh)and actually IS a musician, contrary to popular belief. Calling any musician a drummer is often taken as an insult, altho the drummer is in fact the cleverest musician
Guitarist: Hey guys, why are drummers always so stupid?
Drummer: So then 'Bob', what time dya need me 2 help ya wiv that work?
Guitarist: Err, shut up. I'm such a rocker. I'm like, hardcore. You don't even play a tuned instrument
Drummer: actually, i've passed my grade 5 theory of music, and my grade 6 piano. And, I can keep time
Bassist: Haha. Bob got ripped there. Bob's so stupid
**large domestic argument insues**
Drummer: So then 'Bob', what time dya need me 2 help ya wiv that work?
Guitarist: Err, shut up. I'm such a rocker. I'm like, hardcore. You don't even play a tuned instrument
Drummer: actually, i've passed my grade 5 theory of music, and my grade 6 piano. And, I can keep time
Bassist: Haha. Bob got ripped there. Bob's so stupid
**large domestic argument insues**
by SDrummer January 15, 2006
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A drummer boy is someone who says and does weird shit that no one else would do. A drummer boy haircut would be a grade 1 on the side and long on top going straight down. A drummer boy would have a cat called opal. They would go home and play guitar hero for hours straight with out blinking.
Drummer boys are the scum of the earth and should not be let outside and left to rot in prisons. If you are born on the same date as Jesus or copy a Corey’s birthday you are the supreme leader of drummer boys. Classic drummer names are Tom, Callum, axcel and Jerome
If your name is corey or Wez( Weth, Wethn, wezn) you are physically unable to be a drummer boy and anyone who calls you a drummer boy they are automatically a drummer boy.
Drummer boys are most likely to die a virgin or get the death penalty
If you come across a drummer boy try to avoid them because they are highly contagious and will try to lick your eyeballs or toes
Drummer boys are the scum of the earth and should not be let outside and left to rot in prisons. If you are born on the same date as Jesus or copy a Corey’s birthday you are the supreme leader of drummer boys. Classic drummer names are Tom, Callum, axcel and Jerome
If your name is corey or Wez( Weth, Wethn, wezn) you are physically unable to be a drummer boy and anyone who calls you a drummer boy they are automatically a drummer boy.
Drummer boys are most likely to die a virgin or get the death penalty
If you come across a drummer boy try to avoid them because they are highly contagious and will try to lick your eyeballs or toes
by COREYBIGTOSH January 8, 2020
Get the Drummer boy mug.Someone who can kick ass behind a drum set and stir up excitement in an audience. A drummer can rock you or soothe you, depending on the song. A gentle song needs a drummer that can create a happy flow. Often real drummers make people want to jump up and dance. Drummers play a full set of rock drums: at least one snare, at least 2 tom toms and one or 2 floor toms, 3 or more cymbals, plus a high-hat and a bass drum. More of any can be added any time. Chimes, gongs, orchestral bells and cowbells have also seen some pretty hard-hitting from drummers. There are some drummers that could be called drummers that play other styles of music than rap and rock, but they tend to be rare. Like, is Charlie Watts really a drummer when he plays jazz – give me a break.
Altho drummers don't always practice, they remain true to a genuine spirit of hard-hitting cooperation with other members of their bands, driving them ahead. They are also influenced by the music coming from other instruments and incorporate it into the overall experience, hence helping to shape the music. This is why other members of the band should always play well, since they are influencing the drummer.
Drummers have the Power of Rock 'n' Roll at their command.
Altho drummers don't always practice, they remain true to a genuine spirit of hard-hitting cooperation with other members of their bands, driving them ahead. They are also influenced by the music coming from other instruments and incorporate it into the overall experience, hence helping to shape the music. This is why other members of the band should always play well, since they are influencing the drummer.
Drummers have the Power of Rock 'n' Roll at their command.
by Rudolf Kurt Penner April 30, 2007
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2)what people get when they stand too close to a drumline practicing
2)what people get when they stand too close to a drumline practicing
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