Just plain bad at drums

This guy can't read music and can't march on the right foot, yah.....he will make it to Showband.....

drummer

by Marie McBride May 13, 2003

Steel Drums

Fake boobs. Breast implants. Especially ones way too large for the female body in which they inhabit.

"Whoa! Look at the steel drums on that babe!" "Nice rack"

by J_T_S August 29, 2005

African drums

The sounds of gunfire, particularly on the South Side.

Dude 1: So what's it like in your new apartment?
Dude 2: The rent is really cheap but African drums keep me awake all night.

by Mniscariot September 9, 2012

Carpet Drums

To fart with but cheeks pressed directly on the floor.

Damn dudes playing insane solos on the carpet drums since we left taco bell.

by tropicaligloo October 16, 2008

bucket drums

Where talent that's impressive for five year-olds to have goes to die an annoyingly loud death.

*clang clang bocka bang bang bang!* I'm the rhythm of the city with my bucket drums! I'm the- hey, where are you all going?"

by JesseJB November 22, 2010

slappy drums

The act of a female engaging in self-gratification

"Oh my God, all I could hear last night was Hannah next door playing the slappy drums watching a Chaning Tatum movie."

by Whatonearthdoesthefoxsay November 15, 2013

Pocket drums

The rote act of briefly patting one's pockets when exiting public transport to make sure a phone/wallet/key is not left behind.

Just before Will stepped off the Tube he played pocket drums and, safe in the knowledge he hadn't left anything in his seat, he exited the train.

by SatMisc November 15, 2013