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post bday facebook drought

When an individual does not receive any comments or notifications on their facebook for a period of time after their birthday because everyone figures they've had enough wallposts and attention for awhile and because nobody has anything else to say that is considered relevant.
Friend posts on wall: Hey man how you've been?
Friend responds: Good man, but I know you're just commenting on my wall to get out of that post bday facebook drought you're in because you had a successful birthday wallpost count and no one wants to spoil you with more notifications!
by ooooooooaaaaaahhh January 13, 2011
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poontang drought

When a man or gay female hasn't had any pussy for substantial amount of time.
-Bro, i really need to get laid. Like bad.
-Oh really, broseph? Are you in a poontang drought?
by the_wolfy March 14, 2014
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Love Drought

My favorite song that makes life worth living. I LOVE YOU BEYONCÉ!!!!
What's your favorite song???
Oh, it's Love Drought by Beyoncé! That's my girl!!! 😝😝 AAAAAAA
FYCK JAY Z
by Beyoncés wife (Bella <33) October 16, 2023
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Throat drought

When your throat hurts so you can’t fit a big old yogurt creation stick in there.
- please don’t stick your cheese factory machine in my swallow grommet- I’ve got throat drought
by Holla11 November 6, 2020
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Game Drought

When one Ryan Gary Letourneau decides there are no new games coming out. The most common cause of a game drought is when no hyper specific roguelites are released within the last fortnight. This often results in those affected playing the dles, and/or games with repetitive cycles, that way they can more easily banter about the game drought.
"Haven't you heard, there's a game drought. No I don't play anything released more than a week ago, why do you ask?"

"Chibli, the game drought is finally over man, it's finally over."
by SnickerBlue August 2, 2024
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Drought-hibernized

When a soil has been deprived of water for a mega-amount of time, it goes into quiescence and becomes what is known as drought-hibernized
"The first rain has arrived and is bunker-bombing itself into the drought-hibernized ground."
by mimbijones April 4, 2023
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Out like a spout in a drought

I ‘ve hit 99, I’m out like a spout in a drought!
by Dancecookies43 December 11, 2017
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