Customer service cogs who can't answer a straight question Like a human being because they are forced to read off a script and the only words on the script are "I'm sorry", " I'm sorry", "I'm sorry."
I spent an hour on the phone trying to get past the automated attendant only to be transferred to a real life human devoid droid .
by Larklynchnoon June 22, 2017
Get the Devoid droidmug. by Follower, i love llama's. April 26, 2010
Get the Llama Droidmug. A guy who manages to masturbate with a flacid penis, next to someone else, without being noticed. Usually only using 2 fingers on the penis.
For example, a guy is in bed together with a girl that is sleeping. The guy proceeds to play with his genitals using only 2 fingers and without getting hard - and he does so until he ejaculates. He tries his best to go unnoticed but it can not be a guarantee. Usually they get hot and sweaty in their faces as well.
It can happen anytime and anywhere.
For example, a guy is in bed together with a girl that is sleeping. The guy proceeds to play with his genitals using only 2 fingers and without getting hard - and he does so until he ejaculates. He tries his best to go unnoticed but it can not be a guarantee. Usually they get hot and sweaty in their faces as well.
It can happen anytime and anywhere.
Example 1 - in the bed:
Girl: Why is the bed shaking?
Guy: I don't know. I didn't notice anything.
Girl: Don't tell me you're one of those Mongoloid Droids...
Guy: Maybe.
Example 2 - on public transportation:
Person 1: Why is that guy sweating so much? He is just sitting still.
Person 2: He is probably one of those Mongoloid Droids. Just look at how he tries to hide his hand under the jacket. You can also see his hand moving slightly.
Girl: Why is the bed shaking?
Guy: I don't know. I didn't notice anything.
Girl: Don't tell me you're one of those Mongoloid Droids...
Guy: Maybe.
Example 2 - on public transportation:
Person 1: Why is that guy sweating so much? He is just sitting still.
Person 2: He is probably one of those Mongoloid Droids. Just look at how he tries to hide his hand under the jacket. You can also see his hand moving slightly.
by Berkshire Fapaway January 3, 2020
Get the Mongoloid Droidmug. droid points are achieved when someone looks something up on their phone pertaining to the situation or an answer to a random question. this often leads to a race.
friend 1: yo what other movie is that guy in?
friend 2: hold on ill look it up... The Patriot!
friend 3: wow, mad Droid points man!
friend 2: hold on ill look it up... The Patriot!
friend 3: wow, mad Droid points man!
by droid master May 8, 2011
Get the droid pointsmug. by papa Droid March 22, 2010
Get the Droid Brothersmug. by Billza February 14, 2008
Get the Droidmug. Anger felt immediately following the knowledge that the awesome app for iPhone is not available for Androids.
Betty got the Droid Rage when she found out that she couldn't play Bejeweled Blitz on Facebook from her Droid.
by asillygirlfromcalifornia December 14, 2010
Get the Droid Ragemug.