driving while turbo

Operating a motor vehicle while in turbo mode. Often referred to as DWT for short. This can be extremely dangerous and should be avoided. My suggestion if you're in turbo mode and you need to get somewhere is to listen to music that sucks like Celine Dion or Nick Lachey.

Guy 1: "Oh man, last night I got pulled over for driving while turbo agian"
Guy 2: "Seriously? That's like the 5th time for you isn't it?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, apparently driving down the wrong side of the road while you're hanging out the driver's side window hitting street signs with a baseball bat and screaming the lyrics to Paralyzer is a dead give away that you're in turbo mode."
Guy 1: "I'll burn you my James Blunt CD, I actually think you'd like it. Plus it will help you drive better"
Guy 2: "why do I hang out with you? you're a queer"

by TRON 2.0 January 28, 2008

Drunk Driving

An act in which an intoxicated (drunk) human being
drives a moving vehicle.

Drunk Driving is exremely serious and over all NOT a game.
Often causes wrecks, injuries, deaths, mutilation and is illegal in all states.

by MeganMalfunction January 16, 2010

Sword Driving

To drive with a sword in your hand. Also, a very rude thing to do.

"You're driving your go cart with a sword, aka Sword Driving, in your hand and an angry black man yells at you "It's very rude to drive with a sword."

by Darkhelmet40 January 12, 2008

driving balls

driving balls is the result of (a male) driving a motorised vehicle for a prolonged period of time. this leads to the guys balls slipping uncomfortably between his legs in a squashing scenario. the only known cure is repeated readjustment of the balls.

brian endured the purest case of driving balls during his 7 hour drive from southampton to glasgow.

by davros acropolis December 23, 2005

Poop Driving

When you are driving your car like an idiot because you are going to shit your pants.

Officer: Sir do you know you were going 80 mph in a 25 mph zone?
Driver: of course officer, I was going to shit my pants
Passenger: He was poop driving sir.

by Mina Minogue July 24, 2008

Skinny Driving

The practice of driving while totally nude. Akin to 'skinny dipping'.

"Last night Irene and I went skinny driving out in the country."

by NorthWolf | moonwolfstudio.com April 14, 2005

driving beer

A term Canadians use to refer to light beer, as their standard beers are 5% alc/vol

Guy 1: "Are you ok to drive home?"
Canadian 1: " Yeah don't worry I've only been drinking driving beer"

by A Guy1 February 9, 2012