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Dog's Doyle

An extended insult of Doyle. A Dog's Doyle refers to a person who is such a Doyle that even a dog, an animal of much lesser intelligence than a human, sees the given person as being a Doyle, even in their eyes. Thus rendering that person a 'Dog's Doyle'.
Ideally, a panel of six dogs maybe needed to judge a person on their Doyleness with loud barking, rendering the person truly a Dogs's Doyle.
"Oli, you're an absolute Dog's Doyle!"
"With talk like that you'll find yourself in front of a panel of dogs!"
"What have you done now you straight Dog's Doyle?"
by Dom8trix June 18, 2008
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Gary Doyle

1:
An insult towards someone named Gary; Calling you a "Gary Doyle"

2:
Some guy who is oblivious to everything, and who takes a long ass time to respond to simple questions.

3:
A living meme who barely even knows what the word "meme" even means, uses dead memes too often.
1:
Guy named Gary: "GREETINGS LIBERALS, I'M GONNA SAY THE N WORD!"
Some Guy: "No, you can't do that! That's racist! You Gary Doyle!
Guy named Gary: "Ah, Well!"

2:
Some Guy: "So, How was your day man?"
Guy named Gary: "...I Guess..."
Some Guy: "Goddammit, just answer the damn question already, You Gary Doyle!"

3:
Guy named Gary: "Hey man, have you seen the new Ugandan Knuckles meme lately, it looks lit, my bruddah!"
Some Guy: "You fucking Gary Doyle, that meme's been dead for fucking ages you mongoloid!"
by SpookKid February 28, 2019
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Mr. Doyle

A science teacher who is usually bald and has a first name like Sean, Dean, or Jean. He is a very powerful being in the universe, and not to be messed with. It is common to find random water bottles or other items with his name written on them, although it is unclear how/why.
I walked into class to see Mr. Doyle at the desk.
by JohnathonSing April 13, 2023
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doyley

the flashing of one's ballbags to ya girlfriend's fit sister!
pretending to have boxers on underneat your dressing gown and sitting open legged!

GF: eee are you doyleying my sister?!
by shmegles October 3, 2012
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no hands doyle

doyle: 1. An exclamation shouted when a person playing football drops an easy pass because they don't have good hands (catching ability, see good hands)

2. An adjective describing a person or play in football in which a player drops an easy pass because they lack good hands (catching ability, see good hands)
1. (The person playing quarterback in a pickup football game): "I threw a perfect pass and Steve dropped it."

(A friend): "Yea that was a no hands Doyle for sure."

2. 'No Hands Doyle!!" or sometimes just "Doyle!" Usually used immediately after a pass is dropped by everyone in the vicinity.
by hbd101 December 14, 2010
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doyle

verb: to drunkenly soil your pants.

when one drinks too much and poos his or her pants.
to be unable to control ones bowels due to excessive amounts of alchohol.
drunk+soil= doyle
joe had too much to drink, and before he could get home, he doyled himself.
by katlindsey November 22, 2011
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Doyle Brunson

The term "Doyle Brunson" is used when referring to group sex that consists of 10 men and 2 women.
You should have came over last night. We only had 9 guys here. I was hoping you would show up so we could have a "doyle brunson" with my wife and her friend.
by Uncle Turdstains March 6, 2010
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