Douchey Dick

A soapy penis; when soap is used instead of lube.

Bob: So how was the one night stand last night?

Paul: It was great. I hit her with the douchey dick while in the shower.

by Holy balls of fire August 23, 2018

Faux Douchey

used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a "douchebag."

Faux douchebag: "I don't drink beer I only drink hard alcohol."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."

by CoffeeDrinker August 17, 2010

Douchey Violin Player

A chad who plays the violin.

Damn look at that douchey violin player, he's so full of himself.

by tudeep November 26, 2020

douchey shit

(n)one who is a 'douche' and a 'shit' combined; an 'asshole'; a heartless person; a shit particle caught in a douche.

#1: i feel like a douchey shit for treating you like that.
or
#2: How could you cheat on me you DOUCHEY SHIT!

by Hopscotch Jones April 9, 2009

Douchey McDouchebag

What your girlfriend can be after you deny her sex...

Me: Naw no sex tonight babe...
Girlfriend: Ugh you're not even on your period I hate you. *slams door in face*
Me: Well maybe if you weren't such a Douchey McDouchebag I wouldn't mind having sex with you.

by Quellie Quel February 10, 2014

douchey

"douchey" : the descriptor for the behavior when someone is acting like a douche or is exhibiting douche-like behavior. Such behavior includes, but is not limited to, coming over and not saying hi, or bye, or anything!

It's pretty frickin' douchey when he comes by and doesn't bother to say hi!

by lnfarmer April 26, 2025