Doucheterrent

something that keeps douchebags away

I can't believe those creeps left us alone. You're quite an effective doucheterrent.

by Civixen March 11, 2008

douchett

A female version of a douchebag. Someone who is no longer a bitch but hasn't yet evolved to a cunt level. douchebag

I have known her for years. She always been a bitch but recently she has become a real douchett.

by Merav June 14, 2008

Douchester

A person who thinks they are supercool but are really a douche backwash.

That Kevin is such a douchester!

by poopetoes4u July 29, 2009

Douchetard

Noun. 1. A person who is both a douchebag and a retard.

2. One who is simply so stupid to be able to operate a disposable douch.
3. An incredibly irritating fuckwit.

'That douchetard really pisses me off!'

'You're know you're a real douchetard, don't you?'

'Did you see that douchetard at the bar last night? I wouldn't have pissed on someone that annoying if their hair was on fire!'

by AtheistPostRapturePetKeeper September 10, 2009

doushette

1)A blonde girl with glasses that is really stupid.
2)The female term for a douche

She is quite a doushette.

by Jordan K May 13, 2005

douchesterbate

to stroke your ego about something inconsequential

Alan is such a douchesterbater... Homecoming king in a class of thirty!

by brewster1 February 24, 2014

douchette

an ignorant girl; stupid girl

"That douchette kicked me in the shin."

by Poast-Toastee September 10, 2003