This is the highest, and most egregious, of degrees in which a person can commit douchebaggery. Different from douchebaggery in the 1st and 2nd degrees, all innocence has gone out the window with this one. It is the most blatant act of which a person can perform. Typically, one who commits such an act has ridden the slippery slope of douchebaggery all the way to the bottom, and now they rest themselves in the staunchest pool of disdain by their peers. Selfishness, greed, talking loudly in libraries, and snaggled teeth are the trademarks of the 3rd-degree douche. Penalties in this case are most severe, and may include any (or all) of the following:
-2 swift kicks in the giblets; once for being dumb, and once for being ugly
-Pepper spray
-Upper decking
-A rancid fart on the pillow, resulting in;
-Pinkeye
Note: Generally, in cases of 3rd degree douchebaggery, the Court of Public Opinion is actually the one who brings the douche up on charges, not any one individual. For this reason, an accusation in this degree alone is enough evidence for a conviction. DO NOT associate with these offenders, lest ye be accused of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree at a minimum! (This is because you should know better by now that this person is a total doucher!!!!!)
-2 swift kicks in the giblets; once for being dumb, and once for being ugly
-Pepper spray
-Upper decking
-A rancid fart on the pillow, resulting in;
-Pinkeye
Note: Generally, in cases of 3rd degree douchebaggery, the Court of Public Opinion is actually the one who brings the douche up on charges, not any one individual. For this reason, an accusation in this degree alone is enough evidence for a conviction. DO NOT associate with these offenders, lest ye be accused of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree at a minimum! (This is because you should know better by now that this person is a total doucher!!!!!)
*No adequate, all-encompassing, example currently exists for douchebaggery in the 3rd degree. By now, you'll know who they are.
by Sir Scoofsalot February 9, 2015
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when one dresses up in a red shirt and khacki shorts, and pretends to work at target when really they are utter douchebags in disguise.
when one dresses up in a red shirt and khacki shorts, and pretends to work at target when really they are utter douchebags in disguise.
Jimmy: So hal, plan on doing anything productive today??
Hal: Nah, I may dress up like an employee at target and when customers ask where things are at, give them the wrong directions.
Jimmy: target douchebaggery i see!!
Hal: Nah, I may dress up like an employee at target and when customers ask where things are at, give them the wrong directions.
Jimmy: target douchebaggery i see!!
by happyhappyfunfun July 24, 2011
Get the target douchebaggery mug.An unwarranted action by someone who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, that has surpassed the level of jerk and asshole and borders on motherfucker
He called out of the blue, made plans, never followed through, then vanished as quickly as he appeared.
She showed interest and really talked the talk, then her actions showed she was full of bullshit.
These acts are great examples of total unnecessary douchebaggery.
She showed interest and really talked the talk, then her actions showed she was full of bullshit.
These acts are great examples of total unnecessary douchebaggery.
by The Misfitz April 21, 2017
Get the unnecessary douchebaggery mug.Noun. The state of being a douchebag, characterized by pretentiousness, overinflated self-worth (egotism) and low intelligence. Pejoratively (negatively) used.
I hear you. His douchebaggetry knows no bounds.
by DAHL January 5, 2011
Get the Douchebaggetry mug.1) Actively engaging in highly-unacceptable, douche-like behavior.
2) Being a douche or douchebag in practice.
2) Being a douche or douchebag in practice.
To commit so many loathsome acts at once, Jim's behavior could best be characterized as douchebaggary.
His behavior was beyond unacceptable! It was pure douchbaggary.
His behavior was beyond unacceptable! It was pure douchbaggary.
by Dr. T. December 11, 2012
Get the Douchebaggary mug.Did you hear about my douchebag neighbor who ran over his girlfriends pet cat on purpose? That's some serious doucheduggery right there!
by 4 on The Floor June 19, 2020
Get the doucheduggery mug.Mitchell picked out and ate all the fucking sausage in the sausage and vegetable mix... Leaving only vegetables. A complete act of douchebaggery!
by @rustyshackleford February 17, 2015
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