One who acts like he/she has more authority than has been bestowed to him/her. Often characterized as being loudmouthed, obnoxious, and having no friends. A compound of douchebag and hippopotamus.
by fightclubRAP April 30, 2010
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Patrick Bateman is a douchebanker.
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Some one who is a fuck up, slow, retarded, or screws others over. All derogatory words fit this word.
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Get the Douchalanche mug.A physical disease contracted once born into the world, it afflicts one in ten men. The symptoms of this are owning a large well furnished home, owning a sports car which cost more then your university fees and having a drop dead gorgeous partner, yet still complaining about life.
The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.
The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.
<Wealthy Young Male Executive> "Oh darn I just got a four thousand pay rise, too bad my porsche still has another week in it, before I can buy another car, why does this depress me so much, doctor?"
<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."
<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."
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