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Doucheapotamus

One who acts like he/she has more authority than has been bestowed to him/her. Often characterized as being loudmouthed, obnoxious, and having no friends. A compound of douchebag and hippopotamus.
Jimmy, you're such a doucheapotamus. No one likes you, go away.
by fightclubRAP April 30, 2010
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douchebanker

Species indigenous to New York City nightlife. Usually, he is (always a he) unmarried with oodles of disposable income, which he spends on expensive bottles in order to attract golddiggers.
Patrick Bateman is a douchebanker.
by Andy565 July 1, 2007
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Douchebanger

Some one who is a fuck up, slow, retarded, or screws others over. All derogatory words fit this word.
That guy is such a Douchebanger!
by MisterTim December 10, 2009
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douchemongler

Worse than being a douche, douchemongler is someone who never respects anyone or their possessions.
Paul never respects my feels, he is such a douchemongler.
by GainsAboveAll February 21, 2015
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ass douchecanoe

by MMB is amazing like Tribs December 24, 2010
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Douchalanche

When one's true douchy nature reveals itself and is as sudden and overwhelming as an avalanche.
We all thought he was okay, but after his douchalanche last week, we try to avoid him now.
by TheJigglypuffNinja August 7, 2011
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Doucheaveriiatius

A physical disease contracted once born into the world, it afflicts one in ten men. The symptoms of this are owning a large well furnished home, owning a sports car which cost more then your university fees and having a drop dead gorgeous partner, yet still complaining about life.

The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.
<Wealthy Young Male Executive> "Oh darn I just got a four thousand pay rise, too bad my porsche still has another week in it, before I can buy another car, why does this depress me so much, doctor?"

<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."
by Dr. Wellington and Sons July 4, 2012
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