Doughgasm

The sexual thrill and/or pleasure, cause by pizza dough or any other type of dough.

"Hey man, whats with that face?" "Ohh nothing, im just gettin a doughgasm from this pizza dough!" "Yeaa... whatever."

by Bliiellb May 18, 2010

douchehassan

The nick name for someone who, as a comeback replies "YEAH, WELL.. I DOUCHED YOUR MOM"

in reaction to which everyone around him facepalms.

the douchehassan just insulted himself.

Normal Person: "YO DUDE YOU'RE SO RETARDED"

douchehassan: "I DOUCHED YOUR MOM"

Normal Person: "Wtf..?"

by sabesgirl May 31, 2011

Douchetastic

(adj): elite level of douchebaggery rarely found in a person, place, or thing...

His faux hawk with blonde highlighted tips is very douchetastic

by chocolate-wanger January 3, 2012

Douchewaste

One without worth or relevance.

That politician who got caught yet again in a sex scandal is such a douchewaste.

by Jayflux September 2, 2013

Douchehammer

Douchehammer is among the highest ranked of all douches. Douchehammers are known for their ability to irritate any woman to the point of physically violent behavior by merely being in her presence. Often found in small cliques of lower-ranking douches, douchehammers are used for the purpose of making the rest of the clique seem less douchy by contrast, to women who would otherwise not give any of them a second of their time.

*The term "douchehammer" is derived from the facts that they are usually intoxicated (hammered), and the effects of their level of douchery hits women like a blow from a hammer.

1. "The Douchehammer really took one for the team last night!"
2. "We should go out and get some ass tonight.. Call the Douchehammer."

by don grimm March 30, 2015

doucheass

someone who is both a douche and an ass

Jerry: "yesterday at work, this guy pretended to sign in at the kiosk and then lied about doing it"
Bob: "wow, what a doucheass"

by imnotuncletom June 24, 2022

Doublegasm

When you cum but you're holding back enough that only some of the semen comes out. Because of this, your dick is still hard and you can keep jerking off, except this time with your semen acting as lube which makes the second orgasm much more satisfying. Not to be confused with the half-gasm, which is when you cum before you mean to but you can't keep jerking off afterwards.

The doublegasm is a rare occurence, but when it happens it really makes my day.

by drugs_period November 13, 2022