doucheboss

An arrogant, pompous authority figure (most likely your direct-supervisor) who believes they are way cooler than they actually are.

"Did you notice that our manager, Pauly D, has been using a lot more hair gel lately?"
"Yeah, and with that new BMW, he's totally become a doucheboss."

by KKDC5 September 8, 2011

douchebook

Another name for facebook because everyone on facebook is a douche

She posted it on douchebook

by XShankX August 20, 2015

douchbox

When a person is more useless than a douchbag. They become the douchbox.

Oh what a douchbox!...he is such a douchbox!

by Cat-e-pants December 18, 2016

Douchebooty

Something you call your friends when you can’t think of a good comeback to an insult that hit very close to home.

Guy 1: You are incredibly lonely.
Guy 2: You’re a douchebooty.

by Jim McStrangefacw November 15, 2018

Douchebox

A box and or carton of Douches

In aisle 3, you can find a Douchebox.

by A.T. Andy June 1, 2005

douchebomb

A word or phrase that, when used in conversation, lets everyone know you are a giant douche. Usually a French word used in poor context by an uppity white male.
Coined by the giant vat of douchewater known as "Luke" from Luke and Posey.

Douche: Workin till 9 again, huh? C'est la vie!
You: Nice douchebomb, douche.

Douche: This yogurt has a certain 'Je-ne-sais-quoi'.
You: Douchebomb!

"Sans" followed by any word other than "serif" is also a douchebomb.

by a_different_luke_entirely January 28, 2008

Douchebot

Douchebot is a fictional series of robots designed specifically for providing douches to the general public. The latest model design is currently the Douchebot 5000. This model introduced new innovations, such as the Fish-O-Meter, which utilizes sensors specifically for detecting unclean female genitalia.

"Douchebot is ready. Please prepare for service."

"You hear that Shelly got chased down by a Douchebot?"
"Yeah, man. That's why they be calling her Smelly Shelly! That ho stanks!"

by Some Kids Call Him Zombie November 9, 2012