dooked

the process by which a penis is inserted in someones ass; slang term for anal sex

y was latisha walkin lyke she got dooked up tha butt???

jennifer got dooked up tha butt yesterdae!!!!

by **brownsuga** June 10, 2005

doofed

Past (and most frequently used) tense of "doof", it is to inflict serious amounts of pain from something. Commonly used in the passive voice.

Bob just got DOOFED by that truck!

by Joe Drago February 4, 2003

Doove

The nameless groove between your upper lip and nose. Can also be known as a trail or snot trail.

"Wow, that dude is a freak, he doesn't have a doove!"

by SpooseyMoose September 1, 2009

Dooverlackies

A word that takes the place of an item or product that is difficult to name. Derived from a famous store people could buy things that couldn't be found anywhere else.

"You know, the place that sells those things, thingos, whatchamacallit, ahhhh....dooverlackies"

"You want what? Well, you've got two chances, DOOVERLACKIES and none"

by Wiinner August 4, 2008

Doofed 'er

1. (Past Tense) The act of a physical failure, i.e. fall, trip, crash. Especially used when biking, running, skiing, snowboarding.

2. "Doofed Her" could totally have sexual connotations as well.

1. Colin- That was a sick ride!
Thomas- Did you see me back there? I almost Doofed 'er!
Colin- Yessadahbub.

2. Dude, I Doofed that chick last night.

by 1234yahooilagans October 26, 2011

p-doored

what happens to a bicycle messenger when they don't obey the traffic laws, drive between the cars stopped at a light and the sidewalk on a busy road with no parking, right when a passenger is getting out of the car, getting doored in the process, usually at 20mph or so.

Since passengers don't expect a vehicle to be flying by between the curb and the car, they don't look.

"You see that dumbass get p-doored? He should either obey the traffic laws on that meat scooter or slow down. That's gotta hurt."

by NPD June 9, 2007

pre-Dooced

Being disqualified for a job because your blog was read by a hiring individual at the company where you've applied.

Not being hired because of your blog. See Dooce.

Probably a good idea to keep your blog and your design website separate. You don't want to get pre-Dooced.

by Maigen January 14, 2008