doodie bopping 

When one inserts a penis into another's poop chute.

"Don't worry mom. I can't get pregnant from doodie bopping!

doodie bopping by A. Naidoo May 21, 2008

doodie dust 

the little remnants of poop left in the toilet after a flush

I was going to use the toilet at work, but it still had someone's doodie dust in it.

doodie dust by lillyvz May 21, 2011

doodie bubbles

Flatus let loose from the anus

"Remember the time you put your finga where da sun don't shine to let out my doodie bubbles nika"

doodie bubbles by james brown doe July 21, 2006

Doodie Snacks

After you take a big dirty cunt dump from a evening of eating burritoes, pizza and pussy you look at your poop and you figure out what snacks are inside. Such as: Doritos, Gummy Bears, Cum, Finger Nails, Your dads chubby and maybe a tickled pickle.

Hey Bobby Sue, you fucking fag, I took a fucking shit. And then I took a picture of it so we can sit back, smoke some nugget and try to pick out the doodie snacks. Did you take pictures of your doodie snacks?

Doodie Snacks by DirtyEnglishCunt March 25, 2009

Doodie Fuck 

When a female lays on her back on a bed with her legs open and someone (the man or someone else) defecates a massive pile of feces between the woman's legs. Then the man proceeds to smack the pile of doodie with he erect penis, ebventually flinging pieces of it in all directions. Failure to wash up afterwards can result in Doodie Dick (see definition).

Man Jocelyn is so hot I wanna Doodie Fuck her all night long.

Doodie Fuck by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011

doodie schnitzel 

an instrument used to pick your nose, which is mobile, and you only have to click a button to use it.

1) hey jana, look at her doodie schnitzel, its pink, and it works so well :)

written by samuel p. 'n nicholas k. - invetor extrodinaire!

doodie schnitzel by sam December 22, 2004

doodie balls

Having poop and or poop stains on one's ball sack.

When a dude wipes back to front after taking a dump. The poor technique usually results in doodie balls.

doodie balls by Mpizzle December 24, 2013