scoobert doobert

The retarded long lost brother of Scooby Doo, he spends his nights at the local Chinese restaurant hitting on old gals.

"Man that guy last night was a big Scoobert Doobert"

by Turtletits51 March 22, 2016

doober

n. a dumb or idiotic person, someone who is completely out of touch, an utter dork

"Man that guy with the razor scooter and snowboard goggles for sunglasses is a doober

by La Tigra April 18, 2004

doomed

Recockulously drunk. FUBAR. Cross-faded. Drunk and high. Drunk and on tons of vicodin. Blacked out. Pretty much any state where you don't think you're gonna make it.

"Dude, I'm so doomed right now - I cant stand up. Jus go without me..."

"hah, Luke was doomed last night! what a mess"

by bTreezy October 25, 2006

dooced

1. To be fired from your job from talking about it on your blog. Dooce.com

2. "To have the hit count on one's blog jump from 20 to 6,000 hits per day from a single mention by Dooce." From 12tutufondue.blogspot.com

See also dooce.

1. I was dooced yesterday because some scumbag sent my boss the link to my blog.

2. Dooce linked me in her post and I got Dooced because of it.

by ladymadaysia April 18, 2005

The Scoobert Doobert

The sexual act of shitting on your partner, the continually scratching the shit of your asshole by dog-scooting on your partner's bare chest.

I wasn't in love with him until he handcuffed me to the bed and did the Scoobert Doobert!

by PanicaLemur April 23, 2018

doobledinsky

noun. multiple dudinskies.

A doobledinsky occurs when one feels that a shit is finished and just before getting up, another dudinsky follows

Sean had to take a doobledinsky in his pants because he was sleeping outside.

by alfonso May 2, 2004

doosed

confused

(pronounced dused)

Bruv i'm doosed.

can only really be used when talking about yourself.

by LondonsBurningcosimonfire March 15, 2008