urban dictation

When you have your secretary honey type in all of your urban dictionary entries for you.

Urban Dick: Come on honey, you're a secretary, you type way faster than me. I just hunt and peck. Please do some urban dictation for me.

Urban Dictationer: Okay, okay! Gaahhhd!

by Urban Dixie May 31, 2006

Dantation

Dantation is the largest slave owning plantation in United States. They produce semen and sex slaves as well creating the meat paste for McDonalds chicken nuggets. They are well known for their cruelty and unprecedented methods to meet quotas. The owner of the plantation Daniel Mariani is well for his personal cruelty and being close friends with Jeffery Epstein.

I recently escaped from Dantation.

by obamasleftnut March 4, 2022

Poo-Densation

When an individual needs to excrete, however due to circumstances is not in a position too. The heat the impending poo produces around the lower regions creates a condensation reaction, leaving the individual with a mildy damp crack and inner thighs.

Friend 1: I really need a poo
Friend 2: Well we have 20 miles to go so you will have to hold it in
Friend 1: But it is so hot. I can feel major poo-densation!

by kjdizzle December 10, 2009

Donating

The act of going to a clinic and giving your sperm or egg for families or gays who cannot create children on their own.

Hey doug, I just went down to the clinic and got done donating my special material so some special family or pair of homosexuals can have a child.

by Dimpond July 29, 2013

Urban dictationary

the stupid website you reading from right now and thanks to that little voice in your head for reading this.

Hey let's go look at the urban dictationary
Fuck yeah

by Ytdfgdfgsdfsgdddhgf January 17, 2015

Donation

Synonym: "Pledge"

To promise to donate to charity but instead secretly keeping the money whilst taking credit for it.

When confronted, refer to the synonym

"Ms, we did not receive your promised donation"
-- "Yes, you did, I already pledged it".

by NightOwl_00 May 16, 2022

Donation

Is that real!? Did someone give me a million dollars!? No.... It... It can’t be real....

Iam “Did someone give me a 1.5 million dollar donation? Is this real!?”

Hym “It’s probably a scam... and you’re asking ME whether or not reality is real?”

Iam “Eh... You’re probably right...”

by Hym Iam November 11, 2022