Donkey Dick

A guy who tries very hard to impress the ladies, often lying about his past and income. Someone who cannot hold his liquor. Someone who is nice to your face but kicks you like a jackass would, when your backs turned. A guy who ghosts women, doesn't pay his child support. Worse yet, he "isn't allowed to see his kids". The bottom of the barrel of the dating pool. A donkey dick. Sometimes known as "swinging donkey dick"

That guy Karl, he has several kids by several women, he's a real donkey dick.

by MoistJoyce November 8, 2019

Donkey Dick

Donkey dick is a term used when talking about something that smells like shit.

That dog smells like donkey dick!

by BuskeOrdbok February 24, 2018

sucks donkey dick

Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."

This movie sucks donkey dick.

by TomD1969 January 12, 2011

Dominican Donkey Dick

Term to describe the above average penis of the Dominican Man.
Average penis size for a man with Dominican Ethnicity and blood.

I want some Dominican Donkey Dick

by White American Girl August 4, 2022

donkey dick land

A non-existant place, used when you do not know where something is, or simply do not wish to specify.

Guy 1: Where did you go drinking last night?
Guy 2: DONKEY DICK LAND! XD

by Benny Dragonboy December 7, 2009

Donkey Dick Guarantee

A guarantee so outrageous that it makes you think of a Donkey Dick.

That's a "Donkey Dick Guarantee" from you to me!

by FistFire July 12, 2007

That sucks donkey dick

It sucks in a big way.

I lost my job. Jeez man that sucks donkey dick.

by nicole_luvz_cox January 13, 2011