dogpon

the cloth item used to clog the uterus of a dog during the "heat" period. when a dog is going threw the gestation period she becomes bloody. this is not good for furniture, clothes or carpet. so to prevent the leakage one would use a dogpon. which is traditionally made of cotton,but if the user is allergic to such item it can get the rarer and more expensive shep skin dogpon.

justin was avery experienced dogpon changer, so much so that when lady anne (dog) was riding the cotton pony (on the menstral cycle) he how'd off his versatility by changeing the dogpon with his mouth.

by chia pest July 24, 2006

dogpeckergnat

Small insects that fly around the peckers of dogs.

I wish I would have grabbed the bug spray, cuz I'm getting swarmed with dogpeckergnats.

Man, you need to wash the fucking dishes! The entire kitchen is infested with dogpeckergnats.

by QueenofKillduff November 3, 2011

Dogpiece Million

An amount of money exclusively earned by someone who is devoted to his colleagues and shares with his friends.

"We went and robbed a bank, me and my friends, and split the money"

"You made a dogpiece million didn't you?"

by Eminutia October 20, 2008

dognap

To abduct a dog.

Oh no! My dog's been dognapped!

by Andy May 1, 2004

Dognappers

The creeps who drive around in white vans (often with no windows or advertisements on the van) and sometimes with a ladder on it. They kidnap dogs and the occasional kid.

Man, I was on my way back from the market and I saw a pair of Dognappers!

by dognapperssuck April 7, 2010

DOGARSE

To be the unfortunate dude with a face like a dogs arse!!

OR
An endearing term to greet ones very closest friends ( much the same way a dog would)

OMG...check out the DOGARSE on that bloke...!!!

OR

YO ! Dogarse....whadup!!!

by BAMF77! November 14, 2011

Dogsplaining

1) The different barks, tail wags and motions a dog uses to get the attention of their owner for food, to go to the bathroom, to go for a walk or to play.

2) The rhetorical questions people ask their dogs using baby talk as they care for them. Of course the dog can't answer, but the talk pleases their owners.

canine, canine crazy, pets , pet parents, dog, puppy, bark, animal, man's best friend, four-legged friend

My golden retriever ran into my room with his leash, he was dogsplaining that he had to poop.

by joecoolthefool June 18, 2016