Dodge Stratus

Noun: A Dodge sedan from the nineties, driven by those who demand respect

Will Ferrel: I drive a DODGE STRATUS!

by Dr Steven Michael Paradis June 23, 2009

Dodgebullet

Dodgebullet is the American version of Dodgeball. Instead of soft sponge balls lining the centre of the room, there are a variety of guns from pistols to shotguns. They will fire guns at the opposing team, and your aim is to shoot people using the bullets in your gun, or dodge the bullets being mercilessly fired in your direction. If it comes down to it, and the clip in your gun is empty, you use your last resort; throwing the gun itself. After that? Well, better hope you can Dodge some Bullets!

Don't confuse Dodgebullet with it's street counterpart, though. Street Dodgebullet is far more aggressive and even more risky. It's usually used to settle conflicts and debates in an unsafe and illegal enviroment. Being caught participating in Street Dodgebullet will result in arrest.

"Where are you going?"
"I'm going to play dodgebullet, wanna join me?"

by Sooty_ August 28, 2020

Matt Dodge

Verb:
To kick a line drive straight to your rival team's reciever when the game is tied at 31-31 when you previously had a 31-10 lead with 8 minutes left in a game that pretty much decided your season, and when that said reciever bobbles the football, then runs 70 yds to score the game winning touchdown with no time left on the clock, no flags, nothing.

To get fired from a team because you couldn't fucking punt the ball out of bounds.

To dumb it down, it means to fuck up on ONE play that could've easily been done correctly.

Guy 1: Dude, i mispronounced a word while talking to my boss,and i got fired.
Guy 2: fuckin loser, you totally pulled a Matt Dodge.

by My Pseudonyms November 25, 2011

Travelodge Dodge

The art of sneaking extra people into your ridiculously cheap travelodge room and managing to dodge the receptionist and other hotel staff. This can be achieved by wearing different disguises, asking difficult questions at reception to create a distraction, or unscrewing the windows and climbing in.

person 1: how many people can that room hold?
person 2: ehmm 3
person 1: how many of us are there?
person 2: 14
person 1: how's this gonna work then?
person 2: it's time to do the travelodge dodge

by vagster November 27, 2011

Round Dodger

A person in a group who when it comes to their turn to buy a round of drinks will attempt to avoid it.

Common strategies used by round dodgers are:

Going to the toilet
Making phone calls
Lie that they forgot their wallet

Ben: Hey, Tom, it's your turn to buy us a round, John bought the last one.
Tom: Ummm... I need the toilet. Gimme a minute.
John: Tom, stop being a round dodger and buy the next fucking round of drinks!

2 minutes later

Ben: Tom, now you're back, buy a round. Do your part.

Tom: I need to make an important call. Give me a few minutes.
John: BUY OUR FUCKING DRINKS YOU TIGHT AS A DUCK'S ARSE ROUND DODGER!

Later, John kills Tom. The lesson is, buy a round.

by Cazaam February 28, 2015

Dodge Challenger

Bitchin' muscle car made by Dodge. Often confused with the Charger, in spite of a big difference in appearance. The new one is the sickest pony car out right now. Plus, it will be worth a fortune in the future because production will probably stop within the next few years. Many think the new Camaro is better purely because the interior looks "nicer." (These people know nothing about driving because they should be focused on the road and not what color the speedometer is and thinking it's fun when their ass slips on their leather seats.)

To see some examples of this car, watch the movies Vanishing Point & Death Proof.

The original Dodge Challenger was built from the same platform as the Plymouth Barracuda.

by ~_- April 18, 2009

Dodge Dynasty

A classic American car made by Dodge in the late 80's to the early 90's. Defined by it's classic boxy stature and reliability, it also has been known to survive many crashes leaving the other car totaled. Based on the k-car, the chassis that brought Chrysler back from the edge of demise, it's designer is most likely dead from seeing his/her car on the road and offing his/her self or from an average citizen stepping up to the plate to kill the person who designed such a "classic" car. The interior was lined with amazing velour and faux wood that to this day rattles as the car is driven. The interior plastics/glues have been know to give way leaving the feel of total quality and safety. The transmission on the 3.3L is known to be very troublesome, but only add value and charisma to an already amazing car. The Chrysler New Yorker was the Chrysler variant of the Dynasty. From earlier commercials it could be said that it was marketed as a luxurious European touring sedan, and that is what it is know as to this day. All around it is one of the best cars ever made on the planet earth.

Person 1 : What's that racket?
Person 2 : Oh ya, that's Jose's Dodge Dynasty, his parents wanted to embarrass him so he would lose all his friends.
Person 1 : Well they did a good job, cause I'm not going to be seen with someone driving a classic Dodge Dynasty. Let's go before he sees us!

by realguitarHERO October 17, 2008