Vibe dyson

The name for a person that upon entering a room completely sucks out all the good vibes.

Person 1: We were having such a good time until Keith dropped by.
Person 2: Yeah he's such a vibe dyson.

by Drewnob June 4, 2017

Mark Dyson

Mark Dyson - The complete perfect example of a party. Also aside from his cockiness and slightest bit of an attitude towards some people he’s a pretty genuine laid-back guy who enjoys many things including nature such as fishing, biking, going on walks, or just plain roughing it. He holds his closest friends very dear and cares very much for all of them. He tends to enjoy being the centre of attention at all times, whether he’s putting on a show for everyone around him to see, or taking part in a public activity. All around he’s a funny guy and is just trying to get a laugh out of you.

Mark is probably “ripping down some road blasting country music in a truck somewhere. We love mark.

Ashley: hey did you see mark today?

James: yeah he was doing burnouts in the lot.
Ashley: wow mark Dyson is so cool, you should be just like mark.

by Long live perlicia July 28, 2019

Mike Dyson

A gaffer who is known for his prowess at hoofing massive rails of cocaine and/or ketamine with hoover like suction

Fucking hell did you see the Dog at the Italo rave last night? He was rocking some proper Mike Dyson business

by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021

Dyson

A person that sucks harder than the incredibly powerful and efficient dust buster it shares a name with. *also refer to “cunt”

B, You’re such a fucking Dyson!

by Thoroughbrem October 2, 2020

djone

The peron who made this word up is a retard ,this word is sooo not cool.I djoned yo ass,god that was fucking stupid

One night i was lying in bed trying to make up stupid words, when all of a sudden the door to my room flew open. It was my dad he then dropped his pants and proceeded to djone me up the butt.Retard.

by Black ass interstellar anomalie January 21, 2004

djsocaman

fucker owes me a blowjob

<@SoCa> safe Silence, thats 6 shines i owe you now.

by Noisy December 9, 2004

djonker

siminlar to 'donkey,' this term defines anyone who is a truely terrible poker player

after watching someone lose all their chips "Hey, nice call djonker."

by DeBryant Douglass February 27, 2007