dicking around

To waste time and procrastinate. Something that students do.
Aka: Fucking around

A: Shit isn't this due tommorow?
B:Yeah so?
A:We spent all day dicking around.
B:Shit we are gonna fail the midterm.

"Stop dicking ard!!!"

"Stop fucking dicking around"

by Sec Tse March 13, 2008

diamond dicking

1. The art of erotically seducing women thru social networking websites.

2. Originating one night stands through posting ads on social networking websites demoralizing women, but they love it.

Person 1 -"Where's Ryan at tonight?"
Person 2 -"He's out diamond dicking a chick he met off craigslist."

by PHILLYSCOOPS February 28, 2009

Urb-Dicking

To add something about someone in the Urban Dictionary because you dont have the balls or the intelligence to communicate it to them personally.

Hey I'm pretty intellectually inadequate, insecure, and superficial. Let me go Urb-Dicking someone because I dont have the cohonays to say it to them personally. Even if I am the only one who understands my joke or meaning so what? It's hip and cyber to add to this right? Right?!?

by Messenger Of The One December 22, 2008

Uncle Dicking

The act of taking a picture of one's posterior area without his/her knowledge or consent.

"Did you just Uncle Dick me?"
"Check out my pics, man. Been Uncle Dicking these chicks all day!"

by urnin December 3, 2013

Dog Dicking

When a vehicle is exiting a parking lot and waiting for an opportunity to drive into the road lanes while positioning the front bumper or front half of the vehicle to block incoming traffic.

I can't get around this dog dicking driver.

by stewie__08 June 1, 2020

Are you dicking me right now?

a question directed towards a person who provides you with information that blows your mind.

John: "uuh dude i just saw your mom making out with your social studies teacher!!"

Joe: "are you dicking me right now?"

by Solrac14 February 4, 2010

Do the dinking

To pull one's tights up in a very public, very obvious way.
Italian Translation: Fare la dinking

Hillary: She thinks just because she has those neon pink tights she can do the dinking.
Josephine: You at least have to have nice legs to do the dinking!

by Dinkersxoxo February 28, 2009