divorce

When your friends were right...

Married Guy- Hey bro I'm getting a divorce

Friend- It's about time, I told you she was a bitch

by iGetJuiced August 8, 2009

divorced dad energy

An adult male who responds after a divorce usually initiated by the woman, with either a mental or physical crisis resulting in fits of quick anger, moodiness or buying of expensive items to compensate for his insecurity or sadness. He may also try to hit on much younger girls that are out of his league because he is going through a midlife crisis and wants to please his ego

“Hey yo, why did Greg just throw a tantrum when I started talking about Mary and I going out on our 5 year anniversary vacation together?”

“Idk but it’s giving off major divorced dad energy”

by Bob the KillBillder October 9, 2022

Hopeless Devotion

That feeling in your stomach when you see her
Why you keep your phone in your pocket at all times just in case he calls
Why you'll let her steal your sweater even though it's cold out
The force that drove you to post all those sappy love poems onto facebook in hopes that he will maybe just maybe read them & realize how truly beautiful you are
What's keeping you up all night on MSN hoping she'll sign in & talk to you
something that isn't quite/once was/a very large part of love

It was 11 'o' clock at night, I was just about to go to bed when he called & asked me to do his school project that was due the next morning. It took me two hours I was tired & honestly did not want to do it but I did it. Why? I am hopelessly devoted to him. That's Hopeless Devotion

by blackeyeliner September 7, 2009

DinoTrap

The romantic pairing of the Beast Wars characters Dinobot and Rattrap.

In every DinoTrap story I've read, their love is either something that bites them both on the aft, or Rattrap seduces Dinobot. Now, I like those kind of plots as much as anyone else, but then I started thinking, what if DINOBOT was the one to seduce RATTRAP? ;3

by DinoTrap Fan June 27, 2009

divorced-dad

Resembling the behavior or stereotypical style of American middle-aged divorced fathers.

"He keeps making dick jokes."
"I know - so divorced-dad."

by FuBug November 2, 2017

RSVP the Divorce

A phrase used when you will not be attending a wedding knowing the marriage will end in divorce.

"Yo you going to Bethany and Skiba's wedding?"

"Naw I'm gonna RSVP the Divorce."

by DonKehote August 23, 2011

divith

a very unique guy who is probably and secretly a genius. very passionate about his goals. more of a keep-it-to-myself kinda person. hungry for knowledge. definitely an anime fanatic. cares about his friends but doesn't show it. hard shell on the outside, soft & sweet on the inside. a very secret romantic indeed. bad at making friends. bibliophile. very funny and makes you smile easily.

"hey divith, you're the best ever."
"did you see divith? he is so kind."

by Aluminating Snow November 7, 2020