muff diver

To suck pussy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. When a man or woman ( i prefer men)burries their face in a woman's hairy or bald pussy and licks her clit with random sucking here and there. A good muff diver knows to focus on the clit and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ectsasy. Licking the vaginal opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. You can take it a step further and lick the asshole to complete the mission.

That muff diver sucked my pussy so good I was climbing the wall.

by kinkyraggae June 18, 2005

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A spanish show that Trina Vega from Victorious was on that has "top notch acting" and that is "high quailty television". On the show, Trina is seen as a giant cheese being chased around by mice with forks.

I saw Trina Vega on the show "Divertisimo".

by Johnathan Houston April 21, 2018

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utah drivers

A disastrous combination of distracted parents, confused country folk, overly cautious grandparents, and sexually repressed teenagers.

Typical Utah drivers:

People from Morgan County driving to Ogden and being confused by left-turn arrows at intersections.

A mother trying to control her 7 kids while navigating a car the size of a bus to the grocery store.

An old person driving 15mph through a school zone…at night…on a Saturday…

A boy driving a truck sees a girl walking on the sidewalk. The sight of a female without her parents around causes all his blood to move from his head to that dark dirty place his mother told him not to touch until he's married.

by I grew up here December 5, 2013

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