Ditch

A colloquialism for a gay man. Likely started by combining Dick and Bitch. Most often used in a positive or self deprecating way. Similar use to women refer to their friends as “Bitch” or “Bitches”

“I woke up in a ditch this morning”
“I’m only going if the Ditches go”
“Ditch, please”

by Cannit May 31, 2025

ditch vision

An absolute cunt who drives Jeeps into ditches

Oh that Canadian is such a Ditch Vision

by DumbCunt273 July 4, 2017

Ditch Chicken

A Ditch Chicken is a common phrase used in the Midwest to refer to a Pheasant or Quail. Quail and Pheasant are normally seen hanging out around road ditches in the Midwest due to the tall grass that grows in the right-of-way.

Billy: “I just saw a ditch chicken on the road! We better get the 12 gauge from the house and come back by.”

Bob: “I can’t, I ended up getting my three bird limit already today.”

by YesterdaysProblemToday November 17, 2022

Ditch the Witch and make the Switch

Advice given to Swedish men who are unsure about their homosexuality by a much wiser leather man.

"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"

by tuck_frump February 22, 2020

ditch hour

The time at which a person or multiple people coordinate the leaving of work or an event.

Sam: Yo, this party sucks.
Ash: Yeah dude, 11 o'clock ditch hour?
Sam: Yeah.

by greencollar July 23, 2016

Ditch Seed

A ditch seed is when you implant the possibility of you ditching while plans are being made with a subtle yet effective 'out'. So when it comes time for those plans to happen or for you to make the decision whether you will participate or not, you can 'harvest' the now mature ditch seed that has grown and ditch with no consequences and the ditched will be understanding.

Friend asks: Hey can you help me move this Saturday?
You plant the ditch seed: Yeah man I could probably do that but I might have to work that night (whether this is true or not doesn't matter)

Saturday rolls around and you can choose to help your friend move or use your ditch seed and tell him you have to work after all and you won't look like a ditching douche.

by kelcool46 July 15, 2010

Ditch'd

Terminology used by supporters of the Ditch the Label movement to pledge their support towards the gesture of ditching ones 'social labels' and opting for an equal society rid of racism, homophobia, sexism and other stigmatising trends.

Jo: Where's Dan?
Jess: He's getting Ditch'd or something?
Jo: Ditch'd by who?
Jess: No... as in Ditch the Label Ditch'd

by samisjake October 19, 2011