Distraction

A new show (As of February 2005) on Comedy Central, it's alright.

There was this one bit where the host would give the capital of a country, and the contestants would have to name the country...The tricky bit is after they buzzed in, they'd get a bottle smashed over their head.

Host: Madrid
Contestant: *buzz*
Man: *smashes bottle over head of contestant*
Contestant: Duhh...uhh...Italy...

by A non-e-mouse February 3, 2005

distractionist

Person with an unnatural talent for distracting people.

Bryan, Danielle, and Ashley are all master distractionists.

by bNz719 October 10, 2010

Distraction corner

A distraction corner is a group of 3-4 kids that distract others in todds classroom. the name of those kids are Kaelon, Jamaica, Lauren

Todd: Hey Distraction corner calm down

Distraction corner: •keeps talking but gets louder every minute•

by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

Distractionaries

A person or group who wishes to distract and or prevent another person or group from reaching their political goal.
Often masks themselves as a part of a specific group only to distract that group with useless vague hermetical spiralling.

"Yeah they are distractionaries, never giving clear information, all vague irony.

by camoreiveio August 27, 2020

distraction markers

Translucent decorative stickers that go on glass doors and glass paneling, required by many building codes, meant to prevent idiots from walking straight into a clear wall or door.

Maintenance staff is scheduled to install distraction markers on the glass doors to the conference room so Jerry won't keep breaking his nose.

by jsl1966 June 11, 2021

Distractionaries

Diaries for your distractions

Log your labors of love with Distractionaries. Notebooks for all your crafting projects and hobbies.

by Distractionaries May 3, 2022

Distractionship

A bond formed between two people that is beneath a relationship or a situationship for the sole purpose of distracting oneself or selves from another relationship or situationship. This may be done consciously or subconsciously. Additionally, one person may see the bond as more of a relationship/situationship whereas the other person may truly see it for what it is.

A relationship is your boyfriend/girlfriend. A situationship is the sticky mess you find yourself in with a person who avoids commitment. And distractionship(s) are all the random people on your snap that you flirt with to make yourself feel better about said relationship or situationships.

by The Wise Blonde December 15, 2022