cognitive distortion

Cognitive distortion refers to irrational or exaggerated thought patterns that can negatively impact a person's perception of reality. These distortions often lead to feelings of anxiety, depression, and low self-esteem.
After failing his exam, Jake fell into a cognitive distortion, believing that he would never succeed in any subject, despite his previous good grades.
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Distorted Duck

A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.
Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck
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Distorted

A desirable way for something to sound sometimes.
She stuck a microphone in her pussy and tried to record a karaoke song, but it came out distorted.
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realty distortion field

A field property financially ignorant, selling property owners emit.
Dr. Crom paid $200,000 on a house where the windows do not even meet the walls in South Park. Realty distortion field detected.
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Distortion Sweater

that awkward moment when you listen to Sweater Weather in 5th grade and realize you’re bisexual.
person one: dude I have MASSIVE distortion sweater vibes rn
person two: man, that was me two years ago!
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Distorted Millennium

An alternate universe split between two branches, The main universe being the Iron Assault map, Which takes place in 2000 after artificial intelligence completely takes the millennium by storm by forever changing the borders of the world,
and Distorted Millennium: Winter Night, which has two sub-branches and is a universe based around what if no one won the Cold War in terms of actual victors. These sub-branches are key parts of Winter Night's lore and follow the story from before 1991 to the start of 2000, these being Crumbling Dreams, the implied start of the Winter Night in this alternate history branch, and Heat Death, the completely altered world down to just 80+ nations by the start of 2000. The world might be doomed to being left under the jackboot of the Soviet collapse domino effect.. Unless they manage to reunify
Man, I can't wait to play the Age of History 2 mod "Distorted Millennium: Winter Night" !
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