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Cognitive distortion

03/02, 17:06 Gary Santino: Cognitive distortion= emotional reasoning = quickest reflexative naturally existing biological component of the brain/mind architecture. This means fewer calories are required for the open-ended possibility of cerebral/ intellectual reasoning to fully examine any analysis of a topic.
03/02, 17:09 Gary Santino: In turn, mental reflexes generate neural pathways for thought processes to travel along without the necessity to commit a fully integrated process, for energy conservation

Therefore, to distrust your frame of reference, in turn, you end up liberating those knee jerk decision making reactions, which take place because you are predominantly using emotional maps.
What do you think of President X, well I think he's useless because he did this to his family.

Examples of bad parenting skills being used against someone's ability to run a countrys affairs, is a classic piece of cognitive distortion, which can be utilised by a political opponent, within a lazy electorate, who have succumbed to personality politics, not the politics on of itself, because of the immediate dopamine reward the brain delivers for the quickest response possible, without engaging an extensive amount of calories.
by BudgieMuscle1 February 3, 2024
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Doux Distortion

Doux-Distortion, Dough-Distortion, DD, or Soft Distortion is a musical genre--frequently made under the parent genre of Rock music, and sub-genres such as Hardcore, Hard Rock, and more.

Doux-Distortion is a blend of gritty, distorted melodies, with an addition of soft, gentle tracks to accompany the song. Currently not instrument-dependent.

Coined November 8, 2024 by Nixzria
Example:
John: What kind of music do you make?
Susie: I create Doux Distortion music!
by King of Unheard Genders November 21, 2024
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Distorted Duck

A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.
Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck
by answer2no1 May 29, 2021
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Ocular Distortion Factor

When a woman appears to be hot with sunglasses on, but soon as she takes them off, becomes tremendously less hot
Ben spots a beautiful girl walking into a building so he followed inside to talk to her, but when he walked in he immediately left because she had removed her sunglasses and revealed the ocular distortion factor.
by Captian McAwesomeville August 15, 2012
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News distortion policy

Sounds like a good policy to me.
Hym "Yeah, I mean, he wants to repeal it because they are 'deliberately distorting factual news' to keep the guy who designed the LLM from getting the credit he deserves and the money and to get him to murder children. The news distortion policy sounds like a good policy and you need to sanction the shit out of these motherfuckers. Sanction their asses all the way to the bank. Sanction them like Russian oil."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2025
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distorted mirrors

Dude, Distorted Mirrors is AWESOME!
by MusicGuru12 October 12, 2008
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Visual Distortions

When you're high and you view the world in a different way than when you are sober. Could be you watch a movie and see it in a way you didn't when you were not stoned or you're thinking of something that you know well but see it in a whole different light not that you're baked.
I've got visual distortions
by TheJuicyFruit123 January 2, 2017
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