Dad I'd Like to F**k.
Usually a Dad of one of your friends who you'd totally like to tap. A hot, sexy, hunk of man who has still got it despite his age.
Usually a Dad of one of your friends who you'd totally like to tap. A hot, sexy, hunk of man who has still got it despite his age.
GIrl1: Chloe's Dad is a total DILF!
Girl2: Who, Glen?
Girl1: Oh yeh! I'd totally ride that Love Train to Orgasm station!
Girl2: Me too! I'd tap that! Imogen's dad Mike is also a DILF!
Girl1: Hells Yeah!
Girl2: Who, Glen?
Girl1: Oh yeh! I'd totally ride that Love Train to Orgasm station!
Girl2: Me too! I'd tap that! Imogen's dad Mike is also a DILF!
Girl1: Hells Yeah!
by Shardonay May 28, 2010
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Get the DILFmug. extremely good looking dad who probably has a huge dick and i would like to have sex with over and over again
aka--mr. pesta
aka--mr. pesta
The hottest DILF is Mr. Pesta. He and I had crazy animal sex after he tucked nick and billy into bed last night. god he has a nice dick.
by Everyone In The World Knows Its True March 20, 2005
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Get the DILFmug. A Dilf is a dad who is cool,in shape, trendy, single/married and has a child. Age isn't an issue for the father in mind.
Makes dads sexier to various groups of women.
Makes dads sexier to various groups of women.
by Breejock September 30, 2007
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Get the Dilfmug. A fine foxy daddy, preferably with a wife and three kids. Ripped to the max from carrying all those baby carriages,idolized by mature teenage girls. Prime daddy-meat, Bryan Adams, Paul Newman;
It was a "DILF"icult decision trying to select the prime dilf ready for picking between Gary Hoekstra and wade campbell
by brittney December 27, 2003
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Get the DILFmug. To feel the wrath of Trent Dilfer in an NFL Game. A Dilfing may be either positive or negative, nobody really knows. The Ravens got Dilfed in 2000 when they won the Super Bowl. However, many teams including the Seahawks and 49ers have been Dilfed as well.
by Jihad Jimmy January 10, 2009
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