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diddleman

The man in the motherfucking middle the one writing all the DM's! The Wolf that keeps the sheep inline.
Yo im the diddleman you better recognize.
by DarthPirate April 14, 2016
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Fiddle Diddle

When you rub syrup on someone's nipples

Originated from a Youtube video entitled: YTP Michael Becomes Increasingly Explicit
When i was 7 i rubbed syrup on my sister's really big nipples fiddle diddle riddle diddle !
by nick shredder June 17, 2011
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Diddledo

Any improvised device used for the purpose of sexual stimulation and/or masturbation. To be considered a Diddledo, the device's primary functioning purpose must not be for sexual gratification. For example, a hairbrush, a spoon handle, a toothbrush or a chair leg would all qualify as a Diddledos when they are used to diddle one's self to a euphoric state of sexual bliss.
Having become bored with her customary routine of self-pleasuring with her fingers, Jane decided to be adventurous and used her new Martha Stewart Collection spoon handle as a Diddledo and made herself squirt.
by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015
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suck-diddley-uck

How Homer bad mouths his neighborino, Ned Flanders.
You suck-diddley-uck Flanders!!!
by dlogcher July 11, 2006
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Reverse Diddler

A child that molests old men and/or women against their will. Reverse diddlers are often found in nursing homes posing as scouts or do-gooders that are there to help the elderly.

Reverse diddlers hide their insidious schemes from the general public with cutesy actions such as cookie sales and puppies. Reverse diddlers have been known to be violent and torturous to their victims and will often eat them.
Little Jimmy is a reverse diddler. I saw him rape my great uncle then bake cookies with him.
by don hernando, the feared. July 26, 2009
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diddley squat

I went to Vegas this weekend and won diddley squat!
by flippytale January 16, 2004
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Diddler

Another name for a "heel" or bad guy in wrestling.
"Samoa Joe is such a dirty diddler!"
by timthemusicman June 29, 2018
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