Dickdonald's

A McDonald's meal bought with money acquired from giving a blowjob.

"God damn, that dickdonald's was good. Eating meat made me hungry."

by HermanIsABoomer August 4, 2021

Lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho

A lying man who can't see his dick because his belly sticks out further than his dick do and constantly masturbates and lies about it instead of being with his woman....WRONGLYTWISTED#

Guy: " I did not beat off"

Girl: " You're a lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho!"

by Justice League Kat December 9, 2019

Lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho

A lying man who can't see his dick because his belly sticks out further than his dick do and constantly masturbates and lies about it instead of being with his woman....WRONGLYTWISTED#

Guy: " I did not beat off"

Girl: " You're a lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho!"

by Justice League Kat December 9, 2019

dickdoodle

On point of ejaculation, a man screams "DICKDOODLE" and tries as he comes to draw an amusing image on the womans face, with his mess.

1. OMG Dave, I totally dickdoodled Janet last night.
Hly sht seriously?

2. Dave I can't believe you screwed my woman. You're such a dickdoodle.

by DICKBUTT March 23, 2008

Dickdo

When the stomach sticks out farther then the Dicks does

Yo check out the dickdo on that boy

by Pittbull March 24, 2005

dickdoppler

Dickdoppler - noun - the built in early warning system embedded in a straight man's brain that issues alerts pertaining to the presence of a penis on a female imposter

My dickdoppler warned me that the prostitute my friends got for my birthday was actually a man.

by wtfgwar September 12, 2010

Dickido

A problem males has when their stomach hangs out further then their dick do. When the gurth of the stomach is longer than the persons penis.

You better stop eating too much. Otherwise you might have a dickido.

by El coyote March 13, 2019