Dickhead

(n.) Used to describe someone who is an illiterate douche. Coupled with a case of arrogance, ignorance, and lacking confidence. People possessing the title of dickhead can easily be found at forums, message boards, and more specifically, at Reddit and Urban Dictionary. People often developed personalities that displeases others, which the witnesses often called that person a dickhead. Used figuratively most often.

"The user who wrote this definition is such a dickhead!"

by Douche V2 March 6, 2013

shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead

Someone who seriously pisses you off.

Don't you think <insert name of someone you don't like> is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead?

by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005

dickbeater

The hand of one who beats off.

Keep your dickbeaters off of my sandwich.

by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003

dickheadism

the method or art of being a dickhead

why would you perform an act of such great dickheadism?

by Jesswa October 9, 2006

swanny dickhead.

like dickhead, but far stronger. implying they are as dick headdy as a swan (which are very dickheaddy)

"You swanny fucking dickhead!!!"
"My mate jebbsy is a swanny dickhead."
"yeah, good one swanny"
"geg out of my cheb, swanny"

by Dave Wood February 27, 2007

dickhead

A person who posts someone's name to urbandictionary.com as a definition of an insult.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ September 14, 2003

Dickhead Tax

A term given to the act of paying to partake in activity that is (or should be) free.

(Occasionally referred to as 'Sucker Tax')

Paying to enter a battle of the bands competition when other bands have not.

"Those boys got rinsed with Dickhead Tax"

"I'll let him come to my birthday party, but first I'll rinse him with Dickhead Tax"

"You can have a go on this swing after me bro... for 50p (Dickhead Tax)"

by Asunder July 5, 2012